Parmesan Cheese

[00:00.70] When I get pasta at a restaurant
[00:04.01] And the waiter comes around
[00:06.49] With the parmesan cheese
[00:09.01] And he says, Parmesan?
[00:11.02] And I say, Please
[00:13.00] He gives me a spoonful
[00:15.43] And says, Would you like more?
[00:17.55] And I say, Sure
[00:18.90] As if it's no big deal
[00:21.02] As if it's not my reason for
[00:23.92] Choosing an Italian restaurant in the first place
[00:29.45] He looks at me and says, Is that good?
[00:33.72] Yeah, that's good, thanks
[00:35.36] I always want more parmesan but I'm embarrassed
[00:41.00] I always want more parmesan but I'm embarrassed
[00:45.69] I'm embarrassed
[00:52.15] Why are they so stingy?
[00:54.28] Is there a shortage of parmesan?
[00:57.19] Is it really that expensive?
[00:59.95] I just want more cheese
[01:01.34] Is that so wrong?
[01:03.24] Just leave it at the table
[01:05.44] Let me serve myself for God's sake
[01:08.34] I'm a grown up
[01:09.58] I have rights
[01:10.94] And I will not be shamed for my cheese intake
[01:14.51] I always want more parmesan but I'm embarrassed
[01:20.47] I will not remain silent
[01:23.22] I will not give in
[01:26.02] I will die before I let Big Parma win
[01:32.64] I always want more parmesan but I'm embarrassed
[01:38.46] I always want more parmesan but I'm embarrassed
[01:43.27] I'm embarrassed
[01:45.93]
[01:48.79] I'm embarrassed
[01:51.20]
[01:54.98] So the next time you get pasta
[01:57.72] And the waiter comes around with the parmesan cheese
[02:02.82] And he says, Parmesan?
[02:04.88] And you say, Please
[02:06.98] Don't let him leave until your plate overflows
[02:12.10] And if he says, Say when
[02:13.91] Then you say, No!
[02:18.17] I always want more parmesan but I'm embarrassed
[02:23.83] I always want more parmesan but I'm embarrassed
[02:28.66] Everybody!
[02:29.82] We always want more parmesan but we're embarrassed
[02:34.25] Don't be embarrassed
[02:36.15] We always want more parmesan but we're embarrassed
[02:40.08] Don't be embarrassed
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