Shipwrecked

[00:29.14] It's three years to the very day
[00:31.11] Since a pirate captain said to me
[00:33.39] "Hey lad, come join our crew
[00:35.45] Adventure and glory waits for you!"
[00:38.22] I took his words as gold
[00:40.43] Set sail for quests untold
[00:42.54] With a bottle of rum in my hand
[00:44.58] I dreamed of wealth and foreign lands!
[00:53.54] Hey! You're banjaxed!
[00:54.78] Hey! You're screwed!
[00:56.24] And death is coming for you!
[00:57.94] Trapped on an island, lost at sea!
[01:00.79] Shipwrecked, you'll cease to be!
[01:02.89] Hey! You're banjaxed!
[01:04.06] Hey! You're screwed!
[01:05.55] And death is coming for you!
[01:07.51] Trapped on an island, lost at sea!
[01:10.13] Shipwrecked your destiny!
[01:31.96] On the 16th night at sea
[01:34.15] In the depths of toil and misery
[01:36.35] We struck a hidden reef
[01:38.30] And our ship began to sink beneath
[01:40.96] I grabbed some drifting wood
[01:43.10] And held on as long as I could
[01:45.39] 'Til abandoned on a desert isle
[01:47.46] Now stuck here 'til the day I die!
[01:56.58] Hey! You're banjaxed!
[01:57.67] Hey! You're screwed!
[01:58.82] And death is coming for you!
[02:01.12] Trapped on an island, lost at sea!
[02:03.67] Shipwrecked, you'll cease to be!
[02:05.66] Hey! You're banjaxed!
[02:06.94] Hey! You're screwed!
[02:08.36] And death is coming for you!
[02:10.21] Trapped on an island, lost at sea!
[02:12.66] Shipwrecked your destiny!
[02:14.99] Shipwrecked!
[02:21.06] Shipwrecked!
[02:23.36] Get drunk or die!
[02:25.63] Shipwrecked!
[02:30.04] Shipwrecked!
[02:32.30] Get drunk or die!
[02:51.48] Hey! You're banjaxed!
[02:52.74] Hey! You're screwed!
[02:53.99] And death is coming for you!
[02:55.93] Trapped on an island, lost at sea!
[02:58.68] Shipwrecked, you'll cease to be!
[03:00.51] Hey! You're banjaxed!
[03:01.76] Hey! You're screwed!
[03:03.25] And death is coming for you!
[03:05.16] Trapped on an island, lost at sea!
[03:07.52] Shipwrecked your destiny!
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