This Might Be Satire

Well, I wanna chew my bubble gum with you
And I wanna walk you home from school
And I wanna carry your books to every class
And I wanna fuck you up the ass
Oh girl, you know it's true, how much I love you
I wanna sing it, cross the land
Oh won't you hold my hand?
Oh won't ya hold my hand?
Oh won't ya hold my hand?
Oh won't ya hold my hand?
Hold my
She tells me that she loves me now
I'm gonna tell her that I love her
She tells me that she loves me now
I'm gonna try and fuck her
But where the hell are my priorities?
Left in the hand of the authorities
Yeah, baby!