Heavy Metal Rules

[00:03.36] Couldn't make no money as a singer
[00:06.80] Didn't seem to get too far
[00:10.34] So I sell pot brownies and Vicodin
[00:13.85] From the back seat of my car
[00:17.87] Movin' back to Chicago
[00:21.20] Gonna rest my achin' head
[00:24.89] Spotify took my last 2 cents
[00:28.21] And the butter for my bread
[00:33.09] Gene Simmons said it
[00:35.87] Rock and roll is dead
[00:43.04] Rock and roll is dead
[00:51.50] I never did it for the money
[00:55.19] I only did it to get laid
[00:58.54] But I can't buy shots for the ladies
[01:02.11] If there's no way to get paid
[01:05.97] Now I can't make money on my good looks
[01:09.49] Can't make it on applause
[01:12.97] So I sell nose beers to the kiddos
[01:16.60] And thumb my own nose at the laws
[01:22.34] But I'm never gonna stop playing
[01:25.50] Even though rock and roll ain't paying
[01:29.52] 'Cause heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules
[01:36.99] Heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules
[01:43.82] Heavy metal rules
[01:47.42] And everybody else can suck my dick
[01:57.91] Gonna make my money stealing hub caps
[02:01.53] And selling black tar on the streets
[02:05.05] Taking handbags from old ladies
[02:08.41] While they respond to Trumpy's Tweets
[02:12.63] Apple came to town a ringing
[02:16.12] A death knell for the band
[02:19.35] If I can't make money selling records
[02:22.72] I'm gonna make it any way I can
[02:27.10]
[02:44.86] And I'm gonna keep on rocking your ass
[02:48.11] As long as I'm on the right side of the grass
[02:51.99] 'Cause heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules (Madonna, she's a dick!)
[02:59.16] Heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules (That punk shit belongs on Mars!)
[03:06.38] Heavy metal rules, heavy metal rules (Dokken, Van Halen, they all fucking rule!)
[03:13.59] Heavy metal rules
[03:17.06] And everybody else can suck my fucking dick
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