I Wanna Be a Homosexual

[01:05.30] I got a little lisp
[01:07.04] And I been working on my limp wrist
[01:10.10] See women are a drag
[01:11.72] And I think I wanna be a faggot man
[01:14.83] A mincing ninny, prancing fairy
[01:18.34] Merry little queen
[01:20.34] A Bruce LaBruce wet dream
[01:22.21] A nancy boy with wings
[01:26.36] I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
[01:29.88] I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
[01:32.96] I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
[01:36.39] I wanna be
[01:39.67] Shock the middle class
[01:41.25] Take it up your punk rock ass
[01:44.38] You rub your little thing
[01:45.84] When you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine
[01:48.72] So what's the difference Mr. Cream Rinse?
[01:52.12] You just need a man
[01:54.48] A beefy leather fag
[01:55.87] To take you out in drag, oh yeah
[02:00.54] I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
[02:03.86] I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
[02:06.95] I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
[02:10.15] I wanna be
[02:13.61] Call me a faggot
[02:15.97] Call me a butt loving fudge packing queer
[02:18.62] But I don't care 'cause it's the straight in straight edge
[02:22.18] That makes me wanna drink a beer and be a pansy
[02:27.13] And be a homo
[02:29.48] Shock the middle class
[02:31.01] Take it up your punk rock ass
[02:34.04] You rub your puny thing
[02:35.72] When you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street
[02:38.81] Who wears short shorts?
[02:40.46] You wear short shorts
[02:42.17] You're so full of shit
[02:44.45] Why don't you admit
[02:46.01] You don't have the balls to be a queer?
[02:50.47] I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
[02:53.82] I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
[02:57.09] I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
[03:00.33] I wanna be a homosexual
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