Get off the Phone
๐ต 1755 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:58 duration
๐ ID: 1962489
๐ Lyrics
Here we have a man who's chosen to Instagram
His apple pie, a la mode
While he fumbles through the filters
His ice cream has gotten a la hot and the pie a la cold
As you can see, this street performer's drawn a crowd
To watch him do his thing
But instead of just enjoying the show
It seems everyone's decided to make a documentary
Notice this unreasonably attractive couple enjoying a reasonably priced Italian dinner
Together
Social networking instead of working on getting to know each other better
How does that filter texture taste
Since your dessert has gone to waste?
When do you think you ever will
Want to watch this portrait juggling film?
You know you want to touch each other
Doesn't that feel good? (He's my brother)
(Get off the phone now) It's gonna be okay
There's no need to be afraid
It doesn't love you; it's gonna die one day
The government is probably spying on you with it anyway
Here we have a stereotypical teen
Forced to endure family game night
He's stereotypically texting and missing his mom
Demonstrate a carousel ride
Little Ethan here is celebrating being the center of the universe
For one year
Than actually being here
Let's listen in and see if we can get some context
"Please hurry! We're at 382 Pine."
He has the nerve to make a phone call
At such a pivotal moment in his friend's life
How could you be so disengaged
While precious memories are being made?
Do you really think your friends need
Another baby picture in their feed?
Don't be such a self-centered guy
Now isn't that better? (I think he just died)
(Get off the phone now) It's gonna be okay
There's no need to be afraid
It doesn't love you; it's gonna die one day
It's crawling with e. coli bacteria anyway
(Get off the phone now) It's gonna be okay
His apple pie, a la mode
While he fumbles through the filters
His ice cream has gotten a la hot and the pie a la cold
As you can see, this street performer's drawn a crowd
To watch him do his thing
But instead of just enjoying the show
It seems everyone's decided to make a documentary
Notice this unreasonably attractive couple enjoying a reasonably priced Italian dinner
Together
Social networking instead of working on getting to know each other better
How does that filter texture taste
Since your dessert has gone to waste?
When do you think you ever will
Want to watch this portrait juggling film?
You know you want to touch each other
Doesn't that feel good? (He's my brother)
(Get off the phone now) It's gonna be okay
There's no need to be afraid
It doesn't love you; it's gonna die one day
The government is probably spying on you with it anyway
Here we have a stereotypical teen
Forced to endure family game night
He's stereotypically texting and missing his mom
Demonstrate a carousel ride
Little Ethan here is celebrating being the center of the universe
For one year
Than actually being here
Let's listen in and see if we can get some context
"Please hurry! We're at 382 Pine."
He has the nerve to make a phone call
At such a pivotal moment in his friend's life
How could you be so disengaged
While precious memories are being made?
Do you really think your friends need
Another baby picture in their feed?
Don't be such a self-centered guy
Now isn't that better? (I think he just died)
(Get off the phone now) It's gonna be okay
There's no need to be afraid
It doesn't love you; it's gonna die one day
It's crawling with e. coli bacteria anyway
(Get off the phone now) It's gonna be okay
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:20.00] Here we have a man who's chosen to Instagram
[00:22.66] His apple pie, a la mode
[00:24.97] While he fumbles through the filters
[00:26.21] His ice cream has gotten a la hot and the pie a la cold
[00:30.28] As you can see, this street performer's drawn a crowd
[00:32.85] To watch him do his thing
[00:34.51] But instead of just enjoying the show
[00:36.13] It seems everyone's decided to make a documentary
[00:40.02] Notice this unreasonably attractive couple enjoying a reasonably priced Italian dinner
[00:44.47] Together
[00:45.29] Social networking instead of working on getting to know each other better
[00:49.99] How does that filter texture taste
[00:52.39] Since your dessert has gone to waste?
[00:54.92] When do you think you ever will
[00:57.23] Want to watch this portrait juggling film?
[00:59.68] You know you want to touch each other
[01:02.75] Doesn't that feel good? (He's my brother)
[01:06.14] (Get off the phone now) It's gonna be okay
[01:10.00] There's no need to be afraid
[01:14.09] It doesn't love you; it's gonna die one day
[01:17.62] The government is probably spying on you with it anyway
[01:23.68] Here we have a stereotypical teen
[01:26.25] Forced to endure family game night
[01:28.82] He's stereotypically texting and missing his mom
[01:31.51] Demonstrate a carousel ride
[01:33.82] Little Ethan here is celebrating being the center of the universe
[01:36.99] For one year
[01:41.67] Than actually being here
[01:43.75] Let's listen in and see if we can get some context
[01:46.34] "Please hurry! We're at 382 Pine."
[01:48.41] He has the nerve to make a phone call
[01:51.05] At such a pivotal moment in his friend's life
[01:53.80] How could you be so disengaged
[01:56.28] While precious memories are being made?
[01:58.86] Do you really think your friends need
[02:01.48] Another baby picture in their feed?
[02:03.84] Don't be such a self-centered guy
[02:06.68] Now isn't that better? (I think he just died)
[02:10.22] (Get off the phone now) It's gonna be okay
[02:14.15] There's no need to be afraid
[02:17.36] It doesn't love you; it's gonna die one day
[02:21.51] It's crawling with e. coli bacteria anyway
[02:24.95] (Get off the phone now) It's gonna be okay
[02:42.16]
[00:22.66] His apple pie, a la mode
[00:24.97] While he fumbles through the filters
[00:26.21] His ice cream has gotten a la hot and the pie a la cold
[00:30.28] As you can see, this street performer's drawn a crowd
[00:32.85] To watch him do his thing
[00:34.51] But instead of just enjoying the show
[00:36.13] It seems everyone's decided to make a documentary
[00:40.02] Notice this unreasonably attractive couple enjoying a reasonably priced Italian dinner
[00:44.47] Together
[00:45.29] Social networking instead of working on getting to know each other better
[00:49.99] How does that filter texture taste
[00:52.39] Since your dessert has gone to waste?
[00:54.92] When do you think you ever will
[00:57.23] Want to watch this portrait juggling film?
[00:59.68] You know you want to touch each other
[01:02.75] Doesn't that feel good? (He's my brother)
[01:06.14] (Get off the phone now) It's gonna be okay
[01:10.00] There's no need to be afraid
[01:14.09] It doesn't love you; it's gonna die one day
[01:17.62] The government is probably spying on you with it anyway
[01:23.68] Here we have a stereotypical teen
[01:26.25] Forced to endure family game night
[01:28.82] He's stereotypically texting and missing his mom
[01:31.51] Demonstrate a carousel ride
[01:33.82] Little Ethan here is celebrating being the center of the universe
[01:36.99] For one year
[01:41.67] Than actually being here
[01:43.75] Let's listen in and see if we can get some context
[01:46.34] "Please hurry! We're at 382 Pine."
[01:48.41] He has the nerve to make a phone call
[01:51.05] At such a pivotal moment in his friend's life
[01:53.80] How could you be so disengaged
[01:56.28] While precious memories are being made?
[01:58.86] Do you really think your friends need
[02:01.48] Another baby picture in their feed?
[02:03.84] Don't be such a self-centered guy
[02:06.68] Now isn't that better? (I think he just died)
[02:10.22] (Get off the phone now) It's gonna be okay
[02:14.15] There's no need to be afraid
[02:17.36] It doesn't love you; it's gonna die one day
[02:21.51] It's crawling with e. coli bacteria anyway
[02:24.95] (Get off the phone now) It's gonna be okay
[02:42.16]