Alcoholic

[00:18.63] Ohh Alcoholic
[00:27.23] Ohh real good liquor
[00:36.09] Ohh make you throw up
[00:44.88] Ohh make you clumsy
[00:50.95] Well...
[00:52.66] My Pop had a party at the house one night
[01:02.76] On the last day of school and the food is all right
[01:05.15] We had a speaker on the roof and a speaker on the hill
[01:07.00] With four turntables and a reel to reel
[01:09.16] All the pretty women came, no ugly chicks
[01:11.21] All the stars came from the Ritz
[01:13.47] The people eat the chicken and they drink up all the liquor
[01:15.53] And they turn into a big screwdriver
[01:17.99] Well...
[01:20.92] My uncle is a 'Holic' and he down a pound of Whiskey!
[01:21.44] With an Eight for a chaser
[01:22.23] Spit it on the bouncer
[01:24.31] Bouncer kicked his ass
[01:25.47] And he lost a girlfriend with a big soul kitchen
[01:27.06] Now he's layin' in the gutter like a skid row bum
[01:28.96] Skid row bum style...
[01:30.72] Ohh Alcoholic
[02:07.67] Ohh Scotch and 800
[02:22.02] Ohh make you scratch the record
[02:30.69] Ohh burn the spaghetti
[02:37.03] Well...
[02:38.42] I came home from school on a monday
[02:40.07] I missed the radio reggae show
[02:41.90] I felt like a rude boy
[02:43.41] I could have slammed me a poseur
[02:44.52] Well...
[02:45.32] My uncle called me a punk rocker in the doorway
[02:45.63] As he dribbled on the table when he started to say
[02:48.81] "You're not a rude boy, you're a lazy boy
[02:50.70] You should make like a tree and leave
[02:53.86] Make like a library and book
[02:57.36] Make like a roach and bug off"
[02:58.44] Ohh Alcoholic you can't drive
[03:04.02] Before you crash and go to jail
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