Playboy Short
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โฑ๏ธ 9:26 duration
๐ ID: 19652580
๐ Lyrics
Well, I'm Too Short baby, hear what I say
I never do work but I always play
'Cause the game is life and I play the game
So you never talk down on a player's name
When I grab my mic, I'm the one man crew
Talking 'bout me, wouldn't think about you
When you heard Too Short came to town
You never would've thought I'd be looking down
On who? On you 'cause I'm so big
Me and my money is all I dig
I don't eat ice cream or cherry pie
If you know what I mean, I'm just getting by
Like Too Short baby, on the scene
Back seat riding in a limousine
Telling that freak all about me
The creator of greater, sucker MC's
Chillin' out by the bay, singing my rap
No MC could rock like that
Now I say it like fans say
"No MC could rock my way"
When I rap it's always great
Wouldn't care if it was live or on a tape
It's me, Short, the one and only
Spittin' that rap to all my homies
You know about you, I know I'm a star
When I rap too good I might take it too far
Had a whole damn party going wild
'Cause I don't stop rappin', that's my style
It's Too Short baby, rocking that party
Got women like leather all over my body
Like two plus two, can I freak four?
You don't know? Shit, I'm Playboy Short
They call me "Playboy Short" and I tell you why
I pull women every time I'm on the mic
I'm just playing the field, looking to find
A nice young woman I can say is mine
Not a no-good broad who likes to rock
And a rapper named Short where the bitches grind
It's like seeing your town, your whole world
Put in my rap all over your girl
She was checked to the max, 'cause I don't play
And I was only in town for just one day
Too Short baby, on the go
To all young ladies, I know you know
I'm gonna take you home with me right now
Just maybe, baby, will show me how
But I tell you, too, so don't ask me
I lay her down and freak nasty
Said I made her happy, she'll never be sad
And I kept talking 'bout what I had
My car, rings, money and things
The clothes I own and the records I sing
Couldn't do nothing but talk about me
Her worst nightmare, her only dream
Too Short baby known everywhere
Had a lifelong dream to be a player
Way too cold at a younger age
It was every day, just make that pay
Five years later, still young in the game
And you never talk down on a player's name
'Cause I'm big time, I'm not the fool
I'm rich and famous and way too cool
Too Short baby, I'm so cold
Rich young brother with a lot of gold
Too Short baby is the name I use
A '85 Benz is what I cruise
Clean from the start, I thought I was it
I was Cadillac slick in the dust I kick
But a Cad' ain't me like a drop-top Benz
Talk about me but the boy's got ends
Money everywhere, all over the floor
At the bank I'm known as "Mr. Short"
When I rap this rap, that I sing
My mind keeps saying I'm everything
So I write this book in my head
Writing raps all day, even in bed
I'm the best MC you never met
The funk rap master made to fit
Just her, that perfect ten
Telling me how she needs a friend
Her man would never treat her right
She got rocked and socked all through the night
But I was Mr. Cool, like I always am
Started rapping that yap I rap to fans
Just talking about my fame and rep
The lone ranger, the stranger here to hurt
Young women like you with your big round butt
Blind girls driving down the street called "Love"
Chasing that man, who really can't stand
Seeing your face so now you ran
And you don't realize what you'll soon see
The way making love is supposed to be
With a player known as Playboy Too
Rock a mic and a freak and you'll both be through
Players play women who like to get played
People like you just trying to get laid
But I like money, and I get paid
I do my duty and I say "Good day"
I'm not a gigolo 'cause I'm way too deep
I'm a one night stand for a nasty freak
Didn't wanna make love, I'm not that fast
What the hell? She's a freak, she even asked
We could go to my room, and bake from scratch
You and the champ in a wrestling match
Just work me all around that ring
One-on-one, you and your dream
Pin me down and I might sing
Just love Too Short, I'm everything
So cool, my name is too
Call it how you want but I won't call you
Ring my phone and you might see
Ringing my phone just won't get me
'Cause I'm hard to find, but I get mine
If I was looking for you, I wouldn't be in line
I'd be right on time in the right place
Sir Too Short all in your face
Talking 'bout mine and what I want
Tell a girl strip down, it's time to bump
'Cause when it's time to hump, I won't be no chump
I'll be singing my rap called "Female Funk"
Big time, oh yes, I am
The true MC, rapping man
I'm on my way to the top
So much rappin' I'll never stop
And all that fame you might claim
Couldn't stand up by my rap name
You might be good, I don't care
I've been rapping like this for five long years
No rapper I heard should have these words
It's Too Short baby, you should refer
To when the question asks "Who's the king of the rap?"
'Cause I don't stop rapping like some of you saps
You got sucker MC's with your record deals
Most raps on wax just couldn't be real
But I found out soon enough
The word said rap was cleanin' up
Big bankrolls keep comin' through
But most MC's just couldn't be true
'Cause the tracks ain't it, dreamin' 'bout hits
But you'll find out Too Short don't quit
When I grab my mic, I'm the one man crew
Talkin' 'bout me, wouldn't think about you
When you heard Too Short came to town
You never would've thought I'd be looking down
On who? On you 'cause I'm so big
Me and my money is all I dig
Wouldn't eat ice cream or cherry pie
If you know what I mean, I'm just getting by
'Cause I'm Too Short baby, on the scene
Back set riding in a limousine
Telling that freak all about me
Too Short baby, I'm a cold MC
Fresh, fresh, this stuff is really fresh
I never do work but I always play
'Cause the game is life and I play the game
So you never talk down on a player's name
When I grab my mic, I'm the one man crew
Talking 'bout me, wouldn't think about you
When you heard Too Short came to town
You never would've thought I'd be looking down
On who? On you 'cause I'm so big
Me and my money is all I dig
I don't eat ice cream or cherry pie
If you know what I mean, I'm just getting by
Like Too Short baby, on the scene
Back seat riding in a limousine
Telling that freak all about me
The creator of greater, sucker MC's
Chillin' out by the bay, singing my rap
No MC could rock like that
Now I say it like fans say
"No MC could rock my way"
When I rap it's always great
Wouldn't care if it was live or on a tape
It's me, Short, the one and only
Spittin' that rap to all my homies
You know about you, I know I'm a star
When I rap too good I might take it too far
Had a whole damn party going wild
'Cause I don't stop rappin', that's my style
It's Too Short baby, rocking that party
Got women like leather all over my body
Like two plus two, can I freak four?
You don't know? Shit, I'm Playboy Short
They call me "Playboy Short" and I tell you why
I pull women every time I'm on the mic
I'm just playing the field, looking to find
A nice young woman I can say is mine
Not a no-good broad who likes to rock
And a rapper named Short where the bitches grind
It's like seeing your town, your whole world
Put in my rap all over your girl
She was checked to the max, 'cause I don't play
And I was only in town for just one day
Too Short baby, on the go
To all young ladies, I know you know
I'm gonna take you home with me right now
Just maybe, baby, will show me how
But I tell you, too, so don't ask me
I lay her down and freak nasty
Said I made her happy, she'll never be sad
And I kept talking 'bout what I had
My car, rings, money and things
The clothes I own and the records I sing
Couldn't do nothing but talk about me
Her worst nightmare, her only dream
Too Short baby known everywhere
Had a lifelong dream to be a player
Way too cold at a younger age
It was every day, just make that pay
Five years later, still young in the game
And you never talk down on a player's name
'Cause I'm big time, I'm not the fool
I'm rich and famous and way too cool
Too Short baby, I'm so cold
Rich young brother with a lot of gold
Too Short baby is the name I use
A '85 Benz is what I cruise
Clean from the start, I thought I was it
I was Cadillac slick in the dust I kick
But a Cad' ain't me like a drop-top Benz
Talk about me but the boy's got ends
Money everywhere, all over the floor
At the bank I'm known as "Mr. Short"
When I rap this rap, that I sing
My mind keeps saying I'm everything
So I write this book in my head
Writing raps all day, even in bed
I'm the best MC you never met
The funk rap master made to fit
Just her, that perfect ten
Telling me how she needs a friend
Her man would never treat her right
She got rocked and socked all through the night
But I was Mr. Cool, like I always am
Started rapping that yap I rap to fans
Just talking about my fame and rep
The lone ranger, the stranger here to hurt
Young women like you with your big round butt
Blind girls driving down the street called "Love"
Chasing that man, who really can't stand
Seeing your face so now you ran
And you don't realize what you'll soon see
The way making love is supposed to be
With a player known as Playboy Too
Rock a mic and a freak and you'll both be through
Players play women who like to get played
People like you just trying to get laid
But I like money, and I get paid
I do my duty and I say "Good day"
I'm not a gigolo 'cause I'm way too deep
I'm a one night stand for a nasty freak
Didn't wanna make love, I'm not that fast
What the hell? She's a freak, she even asked
We could go to my room, and bake from scratch
You and the champ in a wrestling match
Just work me all around that ring
One-on-one, you and your dream
Pin me down and I might sing
Just love Too Short, I'm everything
So cool, my name is too
Call it how you want but I won't call you
Ring my phone and you might see
Ringing my phone just won't get me
'Cause I'm hard to find, but I get mine
If I was looking for you, I wouldn't be in line
I'd be right on time in the right place
Sir Too Short all in your face
Talking 'bout mine and what I want
Tell a girl strip down, it's time to bump
'Cause when it's time to hump, I won't be no chump
I'll be singing my rap called "Female Funk"
Big time, oh yes, I am
The true MC, rapping man
I'm on my way to the top
So much rappin' I'll never stop
And all that fame you might claim
Couldn't stand up by my rap name
You might be good, I don't care
I've been rapping like this for five long years
No rapper I heard should have these words
It's Too Short baby, you should refer
To when the question asks "Who's the king of the rap?"
'Cause I don't stop rapping like some of you saps
You got sucker MC's with your record deals
Most raps on wax just couldn't be real
But I found out soon enough
The word said rap was cleanin' up
Big bankrolls keep comin' through
But most MC's just couldn't be true
'Cause the tracks ain't it, dreamin' 'bout hits
But you'll find out Too Short don't quit
When I grab my mic, I'm the one man crew
Talkin' 'bout me, wouldn't think about you
When you heard Too Short came to town
You never would've thought I'd be looking down
On who? On you 'cause I'm so big
Me and my money is all I dig
Wouldn't eat ice cream or cherry pie
If you know what I mean, I'm just getting by
'Cause I'm Too Short baby, on the scene
Back set riding in a limousine
Telling that freak all about me
Too Short baby, I'm a cold MC
Fresh, fresh, this stuff is really fresh
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.96] Well, I'm Too Short baby, hear what I say
[00:04.04] I never do work but I always play
[00:06.59] 'Cause the game is life and I play the game
[00:09.19] So you never talk down on a player's name
[00:11.93] When I grab my mic, I'm the one man crew
[00:14.90] Talking 'bout me, wouldn't think about you
[00:17.36] When you heard Too Short came to town
[00:20.29] You never would've thought I'd be looking down
[00:22.77] On who? On you 'cause I'm so big
[00:25.79] Me and my money is all I dig
[00:28.04] I don't eat ice cream or cherry pie
[00:30.90] If you know what I mean, I'm just getting by
[00:33.51] Like Too Short baby, on the scene
[00:36.59] Back seat riding in a limousine
[00:39.21] Telling that freak all about me
[00:41.62] The creator of greater, sucker MC's
[00:44.20] Chillin' out by the bay, singing my rap
[00:47.33] No MC could rock like that
[00:50.05] Now I say it like fans say
[00:52.70] "No MC could rock my way"
[00:55.32] When I rap it's always great
[00:57.82] Wouldn't care if it was live or on a tape
[01:00.55] It's me, Short, the one and only
[01:03.32] Spittin' that rap to all my homies
[01:06.06] You know about you, I know I'm a star
[01:08.60] When I rap too good I might take it too far
[01:11.39] Had a whole damn party going wild
[01:14.05] 'Cause I don't stop rappin', that's my style
[01:16.78] It's Too Short baby, rocking that party
[01:19.40] Got women like leather all over my body
[01:22.15] Like two plus two, can I freak four?
[01:24.64] You don't know? Shit, I'm Playboy Short
[01:27.34] They call me "Playboy Short" and I tell you why
[01:30.04] I pull women every time I'm on the mic
[01:32.74] I'm just playing the field, looking to find
[01:35.78] A nice young woman I can say is mine
[01:38.24] Not a no-good broad who likes to rock
[01:41.01] And a rapper named Short where the bitches grind
[01:43.57] It's like seeing your town, your whole world
[01:46.72] Put in my rap all over your girl
[01:49.02] She was checked to the max, 'cause I don't play
[01:51.64] And I was only in town for just one day
[01:54.76] Too Short baby, on the go
[01:57.37] To all young ladies, I know you know
[01:59.79] I'm gonna take you home with me right now
[02:02.58] Just maybe, baby, will show me how
[02:05.22] But I tell you, too, so don't ask me
[02:08.12] I lay her down and freak nasty
[02:10.58] Said I made her happy, she'll never be sad
[02:13.58] And I kept talking 'bout what I had
[02:15.90] My car, rings, money and things
[02:18.90] The clothes I own and the records I sing
[02:21.86] Couldn't do nothing but talk about me
[02:24.03] Her worst nightmare, her only dream
[02:27.06] Too Short baby known everywhere
[02:29.52] Had a lifelong dream to be a player
[02:32.55] Way too cold at a younger age
[02:34.96] It was every day, just make that pay
[02:37.99] Five years later, still young in the game
[02:40.37] And you never talk down on a player's name
[02:42.86] 'Cause I'm big time, I'm not the fool
[02:45.77] I'm rich and famous and way too cool
[02:48.66] Too Short baby, I'm so cold
[02:51.42] Rich young brother with a lot of gold
[02:54.11] Too Short baby is the name I use
[02:56.85] A '85 Benz is what I cruise
[02:59.54] Clean from the start, I thought I was it
[03:01.98] I was Cadillac slick in the dust I kick
[03:04.65] But a Cad' ain't me like a drop-top Benz
[03:07.59] Talk about me but the boy's got ends
[03:10.22] Money everywhere, all over the floor
[03:12.78] At the bank I'm known as "Mr. Short"
[03:15.43] When I rap this rap, that I sing
[03:18.28] My mind keeps saying I'm everything
[03:20.75] So I write this book in my head
[03:23.43] Writing raps all day, even in bed
[03:26.17] I'm the best MC you never met
[03:29.07] The funk rap master made to fit
[03:31.55] Just her, that perfect ten
[03:34.56] Telling me how she needs a friend
[03:37.06] Her man would never treat her right
[03:39.45] She got rocked and socked all through the night
[03:42.26] But I was Mr. Cool, like I always am
[03:45.02] Started rapping that yap I rap to fans
[03:47.79] Just talking about my fame and rep
[03:50.33] The lone ranger, the stranger here to hurt
[03:53.15] Young women like you with your big round butt
[03:56.24] Blind girls driving down the street called "Love"
[03:58.88] Chasing that man, who really can't stand
[04:01.63] Seeing your face so now you ran
[04:03.92] And you don't realize what you'll soon see
[04:06.84] The way making love is supposed to be
[04:09.30] With a player known as Playboy Too
[04:12.08] Rock a mic and a freak and you'll both be through
[04:15.07] Players play women who like to get played
[04:17.72] People like you just trying to get laid
[04:20.33] But I like money, and I get paid
[04:23.02] I do my duty and I say "Good day"
[04:25.31] I'm not a gigolo 'cause I'm way too deep
[04:28.29] I'm a one night stand for a nasty freak
[04:30.82] Didn't wanna make love, I'm not that fast
[04:33.63] What the hell? She's a freak, she even asked
[04:36.37] We could go to my room, and bake from scratch
[04:39.35] You and the champ in a wrestling match
[04:41.72] Just work me all around that ring
[04:44.72] One-on-one, you and your dream
[04:47.39] Pin me down and I might sing
[04:49.80] Just love Too Short, I'm everything
[04:52.20] So cool, my name is too
[04:55.53] Call it how you want but I won't call you
[04:58.26] Ring my phone and you might see
[05:00.96] Ringing my phone just won't get me
[05:03.19] 'Cause I'm hard to find, but I get mine
[05:05.82] If I was looking for you, I wouldn't be in line
[05:08.58] I'd be right on time in the right place
[05:11.58] Sir Too Short all in your face
[05:14.36] Talking 'bout mine and what I want
[05:16.74] Tell a girl strip down, it's time to bump
[05:19.23] 'Cause when it's time to hump, I won't be no chump
[05:22.14] I'll be singing my rap called "Female Funk"
[05:24.87] Big time, oh yes, I am
[05:27.65] The true MC, rapping man
[05:30.29] I'm on my way to the top
[05:33.08] So much rappin' I'll never stop
[05:35.63] And all that fame you might claim
[05:38.66] Couldn't stand up by my rap name
[05:41.10] You might be good, I don't care
[05:43.57] I've been rapping like this for five long years
[05:46.48] No rapper I heard should have these words
[05:49.11] It's Too Short baby, you should refer
[05:51.67] To when the question asks "Who's the king of the rap?"
[05:54.40] 'Cause I don't stop rapping like some of you saps
[05:57.15] You got sucker MC's with your record deals
[05:59.84] Most raps on wax just couldn't be real
[06:02.75] But I found out soon enough
[06:05.47] The word said rap was cleanin' up
[06:08.67] Big bankrolls keep comin' through
[06:10.74] But most MC's just couldn't be true
[06:13.27] 'Cause the tracks ain't it, dreamin' 'bout hits
[06:16.27] But you'll find out Too Short don't quit
[06:18.78] When I grab my mic, I'm the one man crew
[06:21.73] Talkin' 'bout me, wouldn't think about you
[06:24.13] When you heard Too Short came to town
[06:27.08] You never would've thought I'd be looking down
[06:29.56] On who? On you 'cause I'm so big
[06:32.42] Me and my money is all I dig
[06:34.97] Wouldn't eat ice cream or cherry pie
[06:37.72] If you know what I mean, I'm just getting by
[06:40.26] 'Cause I'm Too Short baby, on the scene
[06:43.30] Back set riding in a limousine
[06:46.07] Telling that freak all about me
[06:48.73] Too Short baby, I'm a cold MC
[06:53.16]
[08:51.87] Fresh, fresh, this stuff is really fresh
[09:17.56]
[00:04.04] I never do work but I always play
[00:06.59] 'Cause the game is life and I play the game
[00:09.19] So you never talk down on a player's name
[00:11.93] When I grab my mic, I'm the one man crew
[00:14.90] Talking 'bout me, wouldn't think about you
[00:17.36] When you heard Too Short came to town
[00:20.29] You never would've thought I'd be looking down
[00:22.77] On who? On you 'cause I'm so big
[00:25.79] Me and my money is all I dig
[00:28.04] I don't eat ice cream or cherry pie
[00:30.90] If you know what I mean, I'm just getting by
[00:33.51] Like Too Short baby, on the scene
[00:36.59] Back seat riding in a limousine
[00:39.21] Telling that freak all about me
[00:41.62] The creator of greater, sucker MC's
[00:44.20] Chillin' out by the bay, singing my rap
[00:47.33] No MC could rock like that
[00:50.05] Now I say it like fans say
[00:52.70] "No MC could rock my way"
[00:55.32] When I rap it's always great
[00:57.82] Wouldn't care if it was live or on a tape
[01:00.55] It's me, Short, the one and only
[01:03.32] Spittin' that rap to all my homies
[01:06.06] You know about you, I know I'm a star
[01:08.60] When I rap too good I might take it too far
[01:11.39] Had a whole damn party going wild
[01:14.05] 'Cause I don't stop rappin', that's my style
[01:16.78] It's Too Short baby, rocking that party
[01:19.40] Got women like leather all over my body
[01:22.15] Like two plus two, can I freak four?
[01:24.64] You don't know? Shit, I'm Playboy Short
[01:27.34] They call me "Playboy Short" and I tell you why
[01:30.04] I pull women every time I'm on the mic
[01:32.74] I'm just playing the field, looking to find
[01:35.78] A nice young woman I can say is mine
[01:38.24] Not a no-good broad who likes to rock
[01:41.01] And a rapper named Short where the bitches grind
[01:43.57] It's like seeing your town, your whole world
[01:46.72] Put in my rap all over your girl
[01:49.02] She was checked to the max, 'cause I don't play
[01:51.64] And I was only in town for just one day
[01:54.76] Too Short baby, on the go
[01:57.37] To all young ladies, I know you know
[01:59.79] I'm gonna take you home with me right now
[02:02.58] Just maybe, baby, will show me how
[02:05.22] But I tell you, too, so don't ask me
[02:08.12] I lay her down and freak nasty
[02:10.58] Said I made her happy, she'll never be sad
[02:13.58] And I kept talking 'bout what I had
[02:15.90] My car, rings, money and things
[02:18.90] The clothes I own and the records I sing
[02:21.86] Couldn't do nothing but talk about me
[02:24.03] Her worst nightmare, her only dream
[02:27.06] Too Short baby known everywhere
[02:29.52] Had a lifelong dream to be a player
[02:32.55] Way too cold at a younger age
[02:34.96] It was every day, just make that pay
[02:37.99] Five years later, still young in the game
[02:40.37] And you never talk down on a player's name
[02:42.86] 'Cause I'm big time, I'm not the fool
[02:45.77] I'm rich and famous and way too cool
[02:48.66] Too Short baby, I'm so cold
[02:51.42] Rich young brother with a lot of gold
[02:54.11] Too Short baby is the name I use
[02:56.85] A '85 Benz is what I cruise
[02:59.54] Clean from the start, I thought I was it
[03:01.98] I was Cadillac slick in the dust I kick
[03:04.65] But a Cad' ain't me like a drop-top Benz
[03:07.59] Talk about me but the boy's got ends
[03:10.22] Money everywhere, all over the floor
[03:12.78] At the bank I'm known as "Mr. Short"
[03:15.43] When I rap this rap, that I sing
[03:18.28] My mind keeps saying I'm everything
[03:20.75] So I write this book in my head
[03:23.43] Writing raps all day, even in bed
[03:26.17] I'm the best MC you never met
[03:29.07] The funk rap master made to fit
[03:31.55] Just her, that perfect ten
[03:34.56] Telling me how she needs a friend
[03:37.06] Her man would never treat her right
[03:39.45] She got rocked and socked all through the night
[03:42.26] But I was Mr. Cool, like I always am
[03:45.02] Started rapping that yap I rap to fans
[03:47.79] Just talking about my fame and rep
[03:50.33] The lone ranger, the stranger here to hurt
[03:53.15] Young women like you with your big round butt
[03:56.24] Blind girls driving down the street called "Love"
[03:58.88] Chasing that man, who really can't stand
[04:01.63] Seeing your face so now you ran
[04:03.92] And you don't realize what you'll soon see
[04:06.84] The way making love is supposed to be
[04:09.30] With a player known as Playboy Too
[04:12.08] Rock a mic and a freak and you'll both be through
[04:15.07] Players play women who like to get played
[04:17.72] People like you just trying to get laid
[04:20.33] But I like money, and I get paid
[04:23.02] I do my duty and I say "Good day"
[04:25.31] I'm not a gigolo 'cause I'm way too deep
[04:28.29] I'm a one night stand for a nasty freak
[04:30.82] Didn't wanna make love, I'm not that fast
[04:33.63] What the hell? She's a freak, she even asked
[04:36.37] We could go to my room, and bake from scratch
[04:39.35] You and the champ in a wrestling match
[04:41.72] Just work me all around that ring
[04:44.72] One-on-one, you and your dream
[04:47.39] Pin me down and I might sing
[04:49.80] Just love Too Short, I'm everything
[04:52.20] So cool, my name is too
[04:55.53] Call it how you want but I won't call you
[04:58.26] Ring my phone and you might see
[05:00.96] Ringing my phone just won't get me
[05:03.19] 'Cause I'm hard to find, but I get mine
[05:05.82] If I was looking for you, I wouldn't be in line
[05:08.58] I'd be right on time in the right place
[05:11.58] Sir Too Short all in your face
[05:14.36] Talking 'bout mine and what I want
[05:16.74] Tell a girl strip down, it's time to bump
[05:19.23] 'Cause when it's time to hump, I won't be no chump
[05:22.14] I'll be singing my rap called "Female Funk"
[05:24.87] Big time, oh yes, I am
[05:27.65] The true MC, rapping man
[05:30.29] I'm on my way to the top
[05:33.08] So much rappin' I'll never stop
[05:35.63] And all that fame you might claim
[05:38.66] Couldn't stand up by my rap name
[05:41.10] You might be good, I don't care
[05:43.57] I've been rapping like this for five long years
[05:46.48] No rapper I heard should have these words
[05:49.11] It's Too Short baby, you should refer
[05:51.67] To when the question asks "Who's the king of the rap?"
[05:54.40] 'Cause I don't stop rapping like some of you saps
[05:57.15] You got sucker MC's with your record deals
[05:59.84] Most raps on wax just couldn't be real
[06:02.75] But I found out soon enough
[06:05.47] The word said rap was cleanin' up
[06:08.67] Big bankrolls keep comin' through
[06:10.74] But most MC's just couldn't be true
[06:13.27] 'Cause the tracks ain't it, dreamin' 'bout hits
[06:16.27] But you'll find out Too Short don't quit
[06:18.78] When I grab my mic, I'm the one man crew
[06:21.73] Talkin' 'bout me, wouldn't think about you
[06:24.13] When you heard Too Short came to town
[06:27.08] You never would've thought I'd be looking down
[06:29.56] On who? On you 'cause I'm so big
[06:32.42] Me and my money is all I dig
[06:34.97] Wouldn't eat ice cream or cherry pie
[06:37.72] If you know what I mean, I'm just getting by
[06:40.26] 'Cause I'm Too Short baby, on the scene
[06:43.30] Back set riding in a limousine
[06:46.07] Telling that freak all about me
[06:48.73] Too Short baby, I'm a cold MC
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[08:51.87] Fresh, fresh, this stuff is really fresh
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