Grandma Got a Facebook

[00:06.29] Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends
[00:09.52] Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end
[00:12.50] Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts
[00:15.52] But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants
[00:18.80] Grandma, Grandma
[00:20.56] Grandma, Grandma
[00:22.02] Grandma, Grandma
[00:23.83] Grandma, Grandma
[00:24.56] Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma
[00:26.70] Grandma, Grandma
[00:28.51] Grandma, Grandma
[00:30.05] Grandma, Grandma
[00:30.51] Well, ever since grandpa passed away, she's been chilling at home
[00:34.35] Watching soaps half the day 'cause she's feeling alone
[00:37.33] So I set her up on Facebook and gave the address
[00:40.57] To my friends and I asked them all to send a request
[00:44.01] And no one would have guessed one day she'd go wild
[00:47.04] But grandma got obsessed and changed her profile to slutty McButtSex
[00:52.03] And I was appalled when I saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on her wall
[00:56.83] Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends
[01:00.02] Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end
[01:03.05] Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts
[01:06.09] But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants
[01:09.31] Grandma, Grandma
[01:11.09] Grandma, Grandma
[01:12.58] Grandma, Grandma
[01:14.25] Grandma, Grandma
[01:15.24] Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma
[01:17.39] Grandma, Grandma
[01:19.05] Grandma, Grandma
[01:20.52] Grandma, Grandma
[01:21.70] Then she updated her status, yeah, and it made me pissed
[01:25.05] 'Cause she said her grandson was a crybaby bitch!
[01:28.23] And all my stupid friends wrote her back, and they laughed
[01:31.33] And they all liked her comment 'cause they're wack, and I'm mad
[01:34.55] Is this considered abuse, yeah you'd be pissed at her too
[01:37.58] 'Cause now her list to do's is just pictures of dudes
[01:40.55] I wanted her to make friends, but she's about to seduce
[01:43.89] My homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice
[01:47.54] Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends
[01:50.55] Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end
[01:53.59] Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts
[01:56.89] But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants
[02:00.05] Grandma, Grandma
[02:01.55] Grandma, Grandma
[02:03.01] Grandma, Grandma
[02:04.83] Grandma, Grandma
[02:05.76] Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma
[02:08.06] Grandma, Grandma
[02:09.55] Grandma, Grandma
[02:11.00] Grandma, Grandma
[02:12.86] I check my Facebook daily
[02:16.21] I get a friend request from this old ass lady
[02:19.09] I know'd your grandma, but I ain't gonna lie
[02:22.26] She's rocking that muu muu, and looking all fly
[02:25.38] I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
[02:28.58] Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!
[02:31.82] I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
[02:34.73] Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!
[02:37.87] Butterscotch my balls
[02:41.06] Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath
[02:44.24] (Grandma's got a Facebook, Grandma's got a Facebook)
[02:47.37] I want to put my hands in your grandma's candy dish
[02:50.51] Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends
[02:53.66] Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end
[02:56.89] Helps me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts
[03:00.06] But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants
[03:03.05] Grandma, Grandma
[03:04.74] Grandma, Grandma
[03:06.25] Grandma, Grandma
[03:08.01] Grandma, Grandma
[03:08.88] Gr-gr-gr-randma, Grandma
[03:11.04] Grandma, Grandma
[03:12.60] Grandma Grandma
[03:14.03] Grandma, Grandma
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