There’s No ‘Too Soon’ If Time Is Relative

[00:07.52] I don't feel like movin'
[00:10.72] Don't feel like talkin'
[00:12.74] I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today
[00:20.26] I barely feel like rollin'
[00:23.47] There's no way I'm rockin'
[00:25.49] I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey, hey, hey
[00:32.58] When I saw him on TV
[00:34.22] I thought he looked crazy
[00:35.82] Then my friend told me that he's just really lazy
[00:39.08] So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time
[00:45.18] He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime
[00:55.60] I wanna be like Stephen
[00:58.00] So I'm gonna walk uneven
[01:02.16] And havin' trouble breathin'
[01:04.73] Hey, hey, hey
[01:08.46] I'm gonna live by gravitational law
[01:10.72] I'm gonna try to drink a cheeseburger through a straw
[01:14.15] And make my hand look more like a lobster claw
[01:17.25] Hey, hey, hey
[01:21.38] But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag
[01:23.97] It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag
[01:27.16] I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag
[01:30.27] But then I learned the tail was a tube
[01:34.06] 'Cause he's so lazy that he poops in a colostomy bag
[01:39.62] Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
[01:43.21] You give me somethin' to believe in
[01:45.95] Don't wanna hear 'em, don't wanna see 'em
[01:49.34] I think he might have melted in a wax museum
[01:52.48] Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
[01:55.75] Are you a robot posin' as a human bein'?
[01:59.09] Oh Stephen, oh Stephen
[02:02.52] You give us all a super creepy feelin'
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