Bugger Off

Bugger off, you bastards bugger off!
Bugger off, you bastards bugger off!
Like a herd of filthy swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off!

Well you've been a splendid audience, but aye your time is past.
Now don't you all be lettin' that door hit ye in the ass.
You've been a splendid audience, but enough is enough.
We'd take it very kindly if you'd all just bugger off!

So bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Like a herd of filthy swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off!

Here's to the barkeeps and the waitresses who've been servin' you your beer
They've put up with your noxious breath and your stupid drunken leers
Be leavin' all your money on the table when you go
Tomorrow you'll have a throbbin' head and nothin' else to show

So bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Like a herd of filthy swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off!

Now you've promised all the ladies, a night of love and bliss
When truth be told you're far too drunk to stand straight up and piss
So give up, you bloody sods, you'll not be gettin' laid
The sooner that you're out the door the sooner we'll get paid

So bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Like a herd of filthy swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off!

You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off!
(Now, peace and love, peace and love, you know it's all good fun. But seriously, bugger off.)