THIS DOG DON'T BITE

I don't think that your dog likes me
I hear him growl when he shows his teeth
You turn to me and say don't worry honey
He'll stop the barking if you just give him some money
Well I don't think that I like me neither
And no money's gonna change that either
But it'd be nice just to fill my pockets
And maybe keep this dog from ripping out my eye sockets

This dog don't bite
Oh she said
This dog don't bite
Oh she said
This dog don't bite
Oh she said
This dog don't bite
Yeah yeah yeah
This dog don't bite
Oh she said
This dog don't bite
Oh she said
This dog don't bite
Oh she said
This dog don't bite
Yeah yeah yeah

They say don't fight your neighbors
Stay quiet and fetch the paper
Keep us safe from intruders at night
Do your job and do it right
If I don't then you'll have to beat me
Take this pill it'll go down easy
Say you're all bark with no bite
Can't breathe with my collar too tight

This dog don't bite
Oh she said
This dog don't bite
Oh she said
This dog don't bite
Oh she said
This dog don't bite
Yeah yeah yeah
This dog don't bite
Oh she said
This dog don't bite
Oh she said
This dog don't bite
Oh she said
This dog don't bite
Yeah yeah yeah

Not all dogs go to heaven
Will this dog go to heaven
Not all dogs go to heaven
Will this dog go to heaven
Not all dogs go to heaven
Will this dog go to heaven
Not all dogs go to heaven
Will this dog go to heaven
Not all dogs go to heaven
Will this dog go to heaven
Not all dogs go to heaven
Will this dog go to heaven