My First Wedding - + hidden track

This is my first wedding and i hope that it's my last
Things would be fantastic
If me and the bride didn't have a past.
So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie
I'm tactically positioned yeah
Cause the bar is near and the champagnes for free

This is my first wedding and i hope it passes quick
If I've got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick
As they dance to their soppy song I pray it isn't love
Cause she's my whoreless bitch that I
Just cant seem to get enough of

She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
She'll steal your mind first, then your car
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start

Just one more single malt then it's off to bed for me
My head is spinning round and my legs are breakdancing (he's pissed)
I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink
I can't remember exactly what I said
But i remember being chased off the street

She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
She'll steal your mind first, then your car
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start

She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful