Frederick & Bill

Stepney and Cricklewood on a bright and cheerful night
Watching a bruiser who's mind is bent upon a fight
Frederick and Bill on the hunt
For a fight with a Pakistani or a Jew

Give him a right-hander, boot him in the lug, ole Bill
Bottle him good and hard, boot him on the hooter, Fred
Frederick and Bill out tonight
For a black or a brown or a man in blue

(Solos: guitar, fiddle, bass)

Whiskey and tonic, iced, seems to bring his devil out
Pakis and Indians better watch their steps tonight
Frederick and Bill on the hunt
For a fight with a Pakistani or a Jew