The Cheese Touch

Stop, boy!
Back away from that cheese
Why?
Tell him
I shall
Way, way back before this year, begins our tale of terror
Someone dropped this cheese right here
A fateful, frightful error
It sat and sat, until, at last
The cheese began to rot
The dairy from the past that time forgot
Then one Monday, Darren Walsh decided there to linger
Hung around the mouldy slice then touched it with his finger
Poor lad, poor fool, he had no clue
Of what the cheese had part in
Or what a huge to-do had just been started
He got the cheese touch
He got the cheese touch
(Woah-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
Touch the cheese and get the curse
It's sort of cooties but it's worse
It's here for good, you can't reverse the spell
The only way of getting rid is doing what dumb Darren did
You pass it to another kid instead (Look out!)
Ricky Fisher got the touch and moved to California
Took the curse along with him
But still, we have to warn ya
If someone new, perhaps, like you
Should touch the cheese, well then
You never will be popular again
Don't get the cheese touch
No matter what you do
Don't get the cheese touch
The cheese will come for you
Don't get the cheese touch