Paperback Writer

Dear Sir or Madam,
Will You read My book?
It took Me years to write,
Will You take a look?
It's based on a novel
By a man named Lear
And I need a job,
So I want to be a Paperback Writer,
Paperback Writer.

It's the dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesn't understand.
His son is working for the Daily Mail,
It's a steady job
But He wants to be a Paperback Writer,
Paperback Writer.

Paperback Writer (Paperback Writer).

It's a thousand pages,
Give or take a few,
I'll be writing more in a week or two.
I can make it longer if You like the style,
I can change it round
And I want to be a Paperback Writer,
Paperback writer.

If You really like it
You can have the rights,
It could make a million for You overnight.
If You must return it, You can send it here
But I need a break
And I want to be a Paperback Writer,
Paperback Writer.

Paperback Writer (Paperback Writer).