Half Your Age

[Spoken]
Hey now darlin', you thought it was all fun and games
Runnin' 'round, telling everyone why we're not together
I guess you just had to feel important
And I'm sure you thought I was just gonna sit back and take it on the chin
But honey, I'm a songwriter
And that darling is where you end and this song begins

I found someone new who treats me better
She don't bitch about things we ain't got
When I sing this tune it don't upset her
She's half your age and twice as hot

Oh she wakes up every morning
And she folds my clothes
Doesn't care about the strippers
Dancing at my shows
She knows that I love her
So I just wanted you to know

I found someone new who treats me better
She don't bitch about things we ain't got
When I sing this tune it don't upset her
She's half your age and twice as hot

I found someone new who treats me better
She don't bitch about things we ain't got
When I sing this tune it don't upset her
She's half your age and twice as hot

Oh she don't start trouble
'Cause she don't need drama
She likes it in the mornin'
And she loves my momma
I'm her big poppa and
She's my little rock n roll

I found someone new who treats me better
She don't bitch about things we ain't got
When I sing this tune it don't upset her
She's half your age and twice as hot

She's half your age and twice as hot
She's half your age and twice as hot