Ain't No Man
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โฑ๏ธ 3:44 duration
๐ ID: 1994984
๐ Lyrics
She's smooth as the gravel
On a roadside creek bank
Sweet as a flower
On a knotty pine casket
She's hot as the fire
On the end of a cigarette
Rich as a church's
Wednesday night basket
And there ain't no man
Who can get his head around it
She's sharp as the blade
On a mountain man's knife
Sour as an apple
In a homemade pie
Mean as a snake
In a small town zoo
Ain't nobody
That could ever get to
Her heart
She's bright as a moon
On a hungover morning
Clean as a mouth
On a welfare baby
She's slick as the leather
On a cowgirl's holster
Quick as a tongue
On a johnny-come-lately
And there ain't no man
Ever gonna win that lady
She's pure as the water
In a golf course pond
Safe as a tiger
With a fifty dollar bond
Deep as a sole
Of a worn out shoe
Ain't nobody
That could fall into
Her arms
Proud as a loser
In a locker room
Sober as a drink
Of homemade wine
Sturdy as a trailer
In a hurricane
Sweet as the smell
Of turpentine
She's real as a movie
With a happy ending
Fickle as a bulb
On a dashboard light
Pretty as snow
On Easter Sunday
Silly as a girl
Who can't make up her mind
And there ain't no man
Who can look her in the eye
She's sad as a smile
On a birthday clown
Busy as a saddle
In a one horse town
Straight as a picture
On a blind man's wall
Ain't nobody
That can make her fall
Apart
On a roadside creek bank
Sweet as a flower
On a knotty pine casket
She's hot as the fire
On the end of a cigarette
Rich as a church's
Wednesday night basket
And there ain't no man
Who can get his head around it
She's sharp as the blade
On a mountain man's knife
Sour as an apple
In a homemade pie
Mean as a snake
In a small town zoo
Ain't nobody
That could ever get to
Her heart
She's bright as a moon
On a hungover morning
Clean as a mouth
On a welfare baby
She's slick as the leather
On a cowgirl's holster
Quick as a tongue
On a johnny-come-lately
And there ain't no man
Ever gonna win that lady
She's pure as the water
In a golf course pond
Safe as a tiger
With a fifty dollar bond
Deep as a sole
Of a worn out shoe
Ain't nobody
That could fall into
Her arms
Proud as a loser
In a locker room
Sober as a drink
Of homemade wine
Sturdy as a trailer
In a hurricane
Sweet as the smell
Of turpentine
She's real as a movie
With a happy ending
Fickle as a bulb
On a dashboard light
Pretty as snow
On Easter Sunday
Silly as a girl
Who can't make up her mind
And there ain't no man
Who can look her in the eye
She's sad as a smile
On a birthday clown
Busy as a saddle
In a one horse town
Straight as a picture
On a blind man's wall
Ain't nobody
That can make her fall
Apart
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:07.11] She's smooth as the gravel
[00:13.51] On a roadside creek bank
[00:15.38] Sweet as a flower
[00:17.10] On a knotty pine casket
[00:24.35] She's hot as the fire
[00:27.05] On the end of a cigarette
[00:28.85] Rich as a church's
[00:30.65] Wednesday night basket
[00:36.98] And there ain't no man
[00:39.72] Who can get his head around it
[00:46.92] She's sharp as the blade
[00:50.53] On a mountain man's knife
[00:52.38] Sour as an apple
[00:53.23] In a homemade pie
[00:55.00] Mean as a snake
[00:56.82] In a small town zoo
[00:58.63] Ain't nobody
[01:00.48] That could ever get to
[01:04.08] Her heart
[01:11.35] She's bright as a moon
[01:16.80] On a hungover morning
[01:19.43] Clean as a mouth
[01:20.38] On a welfare baby
[01:27.56] She's slick as the leather
[01:30.25] On a cowgirl's holster
[01:32.03] Quick as a tongue
[01:33.85] On a johnny-come-lately
[01:40.14] And there ain't no man
[01:43.80] Ever gonna win that lady
[01:51.06] She's pure as the water
[01:53.77] In a golf course pond
[01:55.51] Safe as a tiger
[01:57.38] With a fifty dollar bond
[01:59.15] Deep as a sole
[02:00.01] Of a worn out shoe
[02:01.83] Ain't nobody
[02:03.61] That could fall into
[02:08.17] Her arms
[02:14.49] Proud as a loser
[02:18.19] In a locker room
[02:21.79] Sober as a drink
[02:24.42] Of homemade wine
[02:28.03] Sturdy as a trailer
[02:31.69] In a hurricane
[02:35.25] Sweet as the smell
[02:37.94] Of turpentine
[02:44.20] She's real as a movie
[02:46.99] With a happy ending
[02:48.72] Fickle as a bulb
[02:50.68] On a dashboard light
[02:56.05] Pretty as snow
[02:56.92] On Easter Sunday
[02:58.71] Silly as a girl
[03:00.52] Who can't make up her mind
[03:04.19] And there ain't no man
[03:06.87] Who can look her in the eye
[03:14.05] She's sad as a smile
[03:16.74] On a birthday clown
[03:18.51] Busy as a saddle
[03:20.35] In a one horse town
[03:22.10] Straight as a picture
[03:23.98] On a blind man's wall
[03:25.76] Ain't nobody
[03:26.68] That can make her fall
[03:31.24] Apart
[03:36.68]
[00:13.51] On a roadside creek bank
[00:15.38] Sweet as a flower
[00:17.10] On a knotty pine casket
[00:24.35] She's hot as the fire
[00:27.05] On the end of a cigarette
[00:28.85] Rich as a church's
[00:30.65] Wednesday night basket
[00:36.98] And there ain't no man
[00:39.72] Who can get his head around it
[00:46.92] She's sharp as the blade
[00:50.53] On a mountain man's knife
[00:52.38] Sour as an apple
[00:53.23] In a homemade pie
[00:55.00] Mean as a snake
[00:56.82] In a small town zoo
[00:58.63] Ain't nobody
[01:00.48] That could ever get to
[01:04.08] Her heart
[01:11.35] She's bright as a moon
[01:16.80] On a hungover morning
[01:19.43] Clean as a mouth
[01:20.38] On a welfare baby
[01:27.56] She's slick as the leather
[01:30.25] On a cowgirl's holster
[01:32.03] Quick as a tongue
[01:33.85] On a johnny-come-lately
[01:40.14] And there ain't no man
[01:43.80] Ever gonna win that lady
[01:51.06] She's pure as the water
[01:53.77] In a golf course pond
[01:55.51] Safe as a tiger
[01:57.38] With a fifty dollar bond
[01:59.15] Deep as a sole
[02:00.01] Of a worn out shoe
[02:01.83] Ain't nobody
[02:03.61] That could fall into
[02:08.17] Her arms
[02:14.49] Proud as a loser
[02:18.19] In a locker room
[02:21.79] Sober as a drink
[02:24.42] Of homemade wine
[02:28.03] Sturdy as a trailer
[02:31.69] In a hurricane
[02:35.25] Sweet as the smell
[02:37.94] Of turpentine
[02:44.20] She's real as a movie
[02:46.99] With a happy ending
[02:48.72] Fickle as a bulb
[02:50.68] On a dashboard light
[02:56.05] Pretty as snow
[02:56.92] On Easter Sunday
[02:58.71] Silly as a girl
[03:00.52] Who can't make up her mind
[03:04.19] And there ain't no man
[03:06.87] Who can look her in the eye
[03:14.05] She's sad as a smile
[03:16.74] On a birthday clown
[03:18.51] Busy as a saddle
[03:20.35] In a one horse town
[03:22.10] Straight as a picture
[03:23.98] On a blind man's wall
[03:25.76] Ain't nobody
[03:26.68] That can make her fall
[03:31.24] Apart
[03:36.68]