Musical Comedian

[00:12.83] If this song's not a hit then I'll have to get a real job soon
[00:18.95] Or instead of just one job, my wife will have to work at two
[00:25.46] Oprah was a rerun, I'm not having any fun today
[00:31.30] But I should probably be trying to write somethin' anyway
[00:38.60] Saw you at the show last night
[00:41.51] You were the one not laughing
[00:45.06] Mother, why don't you like our songs
[00:50.51] A day in the life of a musical comedian
[00:53.87] Gotta get some shows or I might never eat again
[00:56.68] I, I recommend that you buy our CD
[00:59.73] So I can pay my rent next week
[01:09.30] I never learned how to sing or how to play guitar
[01:15.03] But with my glockenspiel and my keyboard I can be a star
[01:21.52] I'm having such a hard time coming up with punchlines today
[01:27.41] But if I write a stupid song the whole day won't be a waste
[01:34.76] This is my full time job
[01:37.62] I even went to college
[01:41.20] Mother, why don't you ever call
[01:46.42] A day in the life of a musical comedian
[01:49.87] Gotta get some shows or I might never eat again
[01:52.74] I, I recommend that you buy our CD
[01:55.94] So I can pay my rent next week
[02:12.22] I could've been a scientist and found a cure for a disease
[02:18.12] But instead I'm in my bedroom finding words that rhyme with "disease"
[02:25.66] A day in the life of a musical comedian
[02:28.86] Gotta get some shows or I might never eat again
[02:31.79] I, I recommend that you buy our CD
[02:34.91] So I can pay my rent next week
[02:37.96] A day in the life of a musical comedian
[02:41.35] Gotta get some shows or I might never eat again
[02:44.25] I, I recommend that you buy our CD
[02:47.40] So I can pay my rent next week
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