Crazy As a Loon

[00:32.21] Back before I was a movie star
[00:36.67] Straight off of the farm
[00:40.21] I had a picture of another man's wife
[00:44.66] Tattooed on my arm
[00:48.48] With a pack of Camel cigarettes
[00:52.19] In the sleeve of my T-shirt
[00:56.47] I'm headin' out to Hollywood
[00:59.90] Just to have my feelings hurt
[01:04.33] That town will make you crazy
[01:08.21] Just give it a little time
[01:11.91] You'll be walking 'round in circles
[01:15.78] Down at Hollywood and Vine
[01:19.81] You'll be waitin' on a phone call
[01:23.65] At the wrong end of a broom
[01:27.65] Yes, that town'll make you crazy
[01:32.15] Crazy as a loon
[01:35.85] So, I headed down to Nashville
[01:39.58] To become a country star
[01:43.32] Every night you'd find me hangin'
[01:47.12] At every honky-tonkin' bar
[01:51.53] Pretty soon I met a woman
[01:55.08] Pretty soon she done me wrong
[01:59.03] Pretty soon my life got sadder
[02:03.50] Than any country song
[02:07.52] That town will make you crazy
[02:11.13] Just give it a little time
[02:14.38] You'll be walking 'round in circles
[02:19.07] Lookin' for that country rhyme
[02:22.96] You'll be waitin' on a phone call
[02:27.00] At the wrong end of a broom
[02:30.64] Yeah, that town'll make you crazy
[02:35.28] Crazy as a loon
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[03:10.06] So, I gathered up my savvy
[03:14.05] Bought myself a business suit
[03:17.93] I headed up to New York City
[03:21.75] Where a man can make some loot
[03:25.84] I got hired Monday morning
[03:29.60] Downsized that afternoon
[03:33.46] Overcome with grief that evening
[03:37.47] Now I'm crazy as a loon
[03:41.41] So I'm up here in the North Woods
[03:45.68] Just staring at a lake
[03:49.25] Wondering just exactly how much
[03:53.31] They think a man can take
[03:57.03] I eat fish to pass the time away
[04:01.01] 'Neath this blue Canadian moon
[04:04.87] This old world has made me crazy
[04:09.39] Crazy as a loon
[04:12.79] Lord, this world will make you crazy
[04:17.30] Crazy as a loon
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