Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bathroom

I am age four and Uncle Anders and baby
Wear me like a winter coat when you're the worst weather
Rally 'round Richard, quite a handful
He's a mad apple first and foremost

My family is my island
I better get down
Thinking the plane into the ground
I'm like that guy who couldn't figure out
The water from the sky

A fat voice, a mind adrift
Fit for a comfortable smile

Baby Washington pulled over
Eat a mossed melon
He knows a slow roller
But he's doing the green apple quick step
Anders in kurrajongs passed the bridge
Oh, Richard's taking in the scenes
He's a horny little salad

My family is my oyster
I better get down
Thinking the plane into the ground
I'm like that guy who couldn't figure out
The water from the sky

A fat voice, a mind adrift
Fit for a comfortable smile