What a Phone Call Should Be
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π Lyrics
You have to resort to these tactics
Because many people do not understand what a phone call is
A phone call ideally should be the brief exchange of a few vital pieces of information
This is a phone call
"Hey, Steve, Steve, what time's the circle jerk start tonight? Ten o'clock
Okay, listen, I'm gonna be a little bit late, you'll have to start without me
Oh, don't worry, I'll catch up
I'm watching a horny movie, and I'm eatin' a whole bunch of oysters
Oh, it's science fiction, it's called Tarzan fucks a Zebra
Well, Russell Crowe
Well, yeah, it's kind of a fantasy
Right now, RenΓ©e Zellweger is blowing a unicorn"
That's a phone call
Should not be a two and a half hour harangue
Of your third cousin describing her mailman's liposuction
God, people are fuckin' boring
People are just fuckin' boring!
Because many people do not understand what a phone call is
A phone call ideally should be the brief exchange of a few vital pieces of information
This is a phone call
"Hey, Steve, Steve, what time's the circle jerk start tonight? Ten o'clock
Okay, listen, I'm gonna be a little bit late, you'll have to start without me
Oh, don't worry, I'll catch up
I'm watching a horny movie, and I'm eatin' a whole bunch of oysters
Oh, it's science fiction, it's called Tarzan fucks a Zebra
Well, Russell Crowe
Well, yeah, it's kind of a fantasy
Right now, RenΓ©e Zellweger is blowing a unicorn"
That's a phone call
Should not be a two and a half hour harangue
Of your third cousin describing her mailman's liposuction
God, people are fuckin' boring
People are just fuckin' boring!
β±οΈ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.06] You have to resort to these tactics
[00:01.85] Because many people do not understand what a phone call is
[00:05.51] A phone call ideally should be the brief exchange of a few vital pieces of information
[00:11.37] This is a phone call
[00:13.62] "Hey, Steve, Steve, what time's the circle jerk start tonight? Ten o'clock
[00:18.69] Okay, listen, I'm gonna be a little bit late, you'll have to start without me
[00:22.43] Oh, don't worry, I'll catch up
[00:23.52] I'm watching a horny movie, and I'm eatin' a whole bunch of oysters
[00:27.57] Oh, it's science fiction, it's called Tarzan fucks a Zebra
[00:32.09] Well, Russell Crowe
[00:34.90] Well, yeah, it's kind of a fantasy
[00:36.71] Right now, RenΓ©e Zellweger is blowing a unicorn"
[00:40.13] That's a phone call
[00:41.22] Should not be a two and a half hour harangue
[00:44.30] Of your third cousin describing her mailman's liposuction
[00:48.79] God, people are fuckin' boring
[00:51.16] People are just fuckin' boring!
[00:53.36]
[00:01.85] Because many people do not understand what a phone call is
[00:05.51] A phone call ideally should be the brief exchange of a few vital pieces of information
[00:11.37] This is a phone call
[00:13.62] "Hey, Steve, Steve, what time's the circle jerk start tonight? Ten o'clock
[00:18.69] Okay, listen, I'm gonna be a little bit late, you'll have to start without me
[00:22.43] Oh, don't worry, I'll catch up
[00:23.52] I'm watching a horny movie, and I'm eatin' a whole bunch of oysters
[00:27.57] Oh, it's science fiction, it's called Tarzan fucks a Zebra
[00:32.09] Well, Russell Crowe
[00:34.90] Well, yeah, it's kind of a fantasy
[00:36.71] Right now, RenΓ©e Zellweger is blowing a unicorn"
[00:40.13] That's a phone call
[00:41.22] Should not be a two and a half hour harangue
[00:44.30] Of your third cousin describing her mailman's liposuction
[00:48.79] God, people are fuckin' boring
[00:51.16] People are just fuckin' boring!
[00:53.36]