If I Was Washington

[00:24.75] If I was Washington
[00:26.02] Valleys would I forge for
[00:27.40] If I was a fat man
[00:28.85] Fun would I gorge for
[00:30.21] If I was Gingus
[00:31.57] Gold would I horde for
[00:32.91] Wish I had a dollar a day
[00:37.16] If I was a gouger
[00:38.58] Gouge would I wish for
[00:39.99] If I was a fisherman
[00:41.27] Fish would I fish for
[00:42.60] If I was a French whore
[00:44.03] Frenchies I'd dish for
[00:45.41] Wish I had a dollar a day
[00:49.61] Turkeys are for flyin'
[00:50.98] Chickens are for eatin'
[00:52.30] I'm all for fun
[00:53.55] Fun's forbidden
[00:55.05] Forbidden's forgotten
[00:56.35] And forgotten's for gettin'
[00:57.85] I wish I had a dollar a day
[01:25.38] Buzzards are for circling
[01:26.62] Circles are for heroes
[01:27.92] Heroes for floatin'
[01:29.43] Fiddles to Nero
[01:30.78] Fingers for countin'
[01:32.13] Numbers for zero
[01:33.40] Wish I had a dollar a day
[01:37.72] If I was Washington
[01:39.03] Valleys would I forge for
[01:40.48] If I was a fat man
[01:41.87] Fun would I gorge for
[01:43.15] If I was Gingus
[01:44.59] Gold would I horde for
[01:45.93] Wish I had a dollar a day
[02:02.47] If I was Washington
[02:03.76] I'd wear wood teeth
[02:05.25] If I was a policeman
[02:06.53] Walk me a stone beat
[02:07.85] If I was a singer
[02:09.24] I'd stop right now
[02:12.80] I wish I had a dollar a day
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