Leave the Lights On

[00:10.87] Feeling kind of bony
[00:12.67] On the telephoney
[00:14.44] Talking to Marconi
[00:16.26] Eating Rice-a-Roni
[00:18.07] Nominated for a Tony
[00:19.88] For acting like a phoney
[00:21.75] Watching Twilight Zoney
[00:22.66] On my forty-two inch Sony
[00:24.62] This is just a long song
[00:26.68] It ain't no poem
[00:28.46] Leave the lights on till your baby gets home
[00:32.06] It's like sitting in the kitchen
[00:33.89] When the music's really bitchin'
[00:35.69] Your nose it starts to itchin'
[00:36.56] As you count your old age pension
[00:38.62] Did I forget to mention
[00:40.47] The ride that I was hitchin'
[00:42.37] To the Aluminum convention
[00:44.35] I had such good intention
[00:46.17] Keep your cotton pickin' fingers off
[00:48.16] My song poem
[00:50.01] And leave the lights on till your baby gets home
[00:53.63] Leave the lights on till your baby gets home
[00:56.37] Leave the lights on till your baby gets home
[00:59.95] Don't forget your toothbrush
[01:01.76] Your hairbrush and your comb
[01:03.62] Leave the lights on till your baby gets home
[01:07.36] Got a big ol' dog
[01:09.17] A chrome crowbar
[01:10.95] I keep that mother humper in the back seat of my car
[01:36.02] Me and Billy Shakespeare
[01:38.01] Stepped out to get a root beer
[01:39.78] We sat together so near
[01:41.62] People thought we were queer
[01:43.44] Punctuated by the big scare
[01:45.21] We joined the Air Force right there
[01:47.06] To defend our country first class
[01:48.85] Who couldn't give a rat's ass
[01:49.76] Don't you tell me that the White House is my home
[01:53.46] Leave the lights on till your baby gets home
[01:57.26] Leave the lights on till your baby gets home
[02:00.96] Leave the lights on till your baby gets home
[02:04.56] Don't forget your toothbrush
[02:06.37] Your hairbrush and your comb
[02:08.17] Leave the lights on till your baby gets home
[02:10.95] Got a big ol' dog
[02:13.65] A big iron bar
[02:15.43] I keep that mother humper in the back seat of my car
[02:21.77] It's like kissing Greta Garbo with a mouth full of marbles
[02:29.03] Like trying to cash a paycheck in the middle of a train wreck
[02:36.25] Leave the lights on
[02:38.17] Leave the lights on
[02:43.64] Like trying to get aroundo in a carmade of bondo
[02:50.86] Like speaking German lingo to a dog named Dingo - Plotz!
[02:58.08] Leave the lights on
[02:59.88] Leave the lights on
[03:05.32] Like a French fried quesadilla
[03:06.22] In a franchised pizzeria
[03:11.86] Leave the lights on
[03:13.86] Leave the lights on
[03:18.33] A big iron bar
[03:19.22] I keep that mother humper in the back seat of my car.
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