Where Have All the Staplers Gone
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โฑ๏ธ 3:30 duration
๐ ID: 20074996
๐ Lyrics
And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune
Without further ado, from the unknown musical "Office Supplies"
The heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"
We don't have much time before the big meeting
No, no, we don't
Have you seen the scissors, miss?
They're in the bottom drawer
I tried that drawer but they're there no more
That's odd
I know I thought for sure
Have you seen the masking tape?
It's right next to the phone
Oh, that's what I thought, but now's it not (hmm)
I guess I should have known
Oh, where have all the staplers gone?
What happened to our paper clips?
The ballpoint pens are gone again (they're gone again?)
The stick-it pads have lost their stick
Do you remember when
The rubber bands were in their place?
They're in the middle drawer (middle drawer, middle drawer)
Middle drawer, middle drawer
Light bulbs easy to replace
Yes!
There were always more
Reams of paper raining down (raining, raining down)
Legal pads a plenty (we're legal)
Highlighters in every hue
I remember!
Never less than 20
Oh, where have all the staplers gone?
What happened to our paper clips?
The ballpoint pens are gone again
They're gone again
We've run out of packing slips
Someday my prints will come
Please replace the toner
Someday we'll find more of
Our Manila folders
Someday my prints will come
Where's the printer cable?
Someday we'll find more of
Adhesive shipping labels
Where have all the staplers gone?
What happened to our paper clips? (Paper clips)
The ballpoint pens are gone again
They're gone again
The Sharpies all have flattened tips
Where have all the staplers gone?
This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry
Tune in for act two "Revenge of the Staplers"
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune
Without further ado, from the unknown musical "Office Supplies"
The heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"
We don't have much time before the big meeting
No, no, we don't
Have you seen the scissors, miss?
They're in the bottom drawer
I tried that drawer but they're there no more
That's odd
I know I thought for sure
Have you seen the masking tape?
It's right next to the phone
Oh, that's what I thought, but now's it not (hmm)
I guess I should have known
Oh, where have all the staplers gone?
What happened to our paper clips?
The ballpoint pens are gone again (they're gone again?)
The stick-it pads have lost their stick
Do you remember when
The rubber bands were in their place?
They're in the middle drawer (middle drawer, middle drawer)
Middle drawer, middle drawer
Light bulbs easy to replace
Yes!
There were always more
Reams of paper raining down (raining, raining down)
Legal pads a plenty (we're legal)
Highlighters in every hue
I remember!
Never less than 20
Oh, where have all the staplers gone?
What happened to our paper clips?
The ballpoint pens are gone again
They're gone again
We've run out of packing slips
Someday my prints will come
Please replace the toner
Someday we'll find more of
Our Manila folders
Someday my prints will come
Where's the printer cable?
Someday we'll find more of
Adhesive shipping labels
Where have all the staplers gone?
What happened to our paper clips? (Paper clips)
The ballpoint pens are gone again
They're gone again
The Sharpies all have flattened tips
Where have all the staplers gone?
This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry
Tune in for act two "Revenge of the Staplers"
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.08] And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry
[00:04.48] The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune
[00:08.86] Without further ado, from the unknown musical "Office Supplies"
[00:13.43] The heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"
[00:24.83] We don't have much time before the big meeting
[00:27.44] No, no, we don't
[00:30.37] Have you seen the scissors, miss?
[00:35.45] They're in the bottom drawer
[00:40.29] I tried that drawer but they're there no more
[00:43.58] That's odd
[00:44.43] I know I thought for sure
[00:47.26] Have you seen the masking tape?
[00:50.50] It's right next to the phone
[00:54.77] Oh, that's what I thought, but now's it not (hmm)
[00:59.78] I guess I should have known
[01:03.21] Oh, where have all the staplers gone?
[01:09.37] What happened to our paper clips?
[01:14.20] The ballpoint pens are gone again (they're gone again?)
[01:18.75] The stick-it pads have lost their stick
[01:25.34] Do you remember when
[01:29.75] The rubber bands were in their place?
[01:33.67] They're in the middle drawer (middle drawer, middle drawer)
[01:37.47] Middle drawer, middle drawer
[01:38.34] Light bulbs easy to replace
[01:41.57] Yes!
[01:42.87] There were always more
[01:45.18] Reams of paper raining down (raining, raining down)
[01:49.13] Legal pads a plenty (we're legal)
[01:53.43] Highlighters in every hue
[01:56.38] I remember!
[01:57.56] Never less than 20
[02:00.72] Oh, where have all the staplers gone?
[02:06.47] What happened to our paper clips?
[02:11.13] The ballpoint pens are gone again
[02:14.56] They're gone again
[02:15.91] We've run out of packing slips
[02:20.68] Someday my prints will come
[02:22.63] Please replace the toner
[02:24.86] Someday we'll find more of
[02:27.16] Our Manila folders
[02:28.81] Someday my prints will come
[02:31.39] Where's the printer cable?
[02:33.13] Someday we'll find more of
[02:35.63] Adhesive shipping labels
[02:39.37] Where have all the staplers gone?
[02:46.12] What happened to our paper clips? (Paper clips)
[02:50.73] The ballpoint pens are gone again
[02:54.64] They're gone again
[02:56.23] The Sharpies all have flattened tips
[03:05.29] Where have all the staplers gone?
[03:15.59] This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry
[03:19.99] Tune in for act two "Revenge of the Staplers"
[03:25.26]
[00:04.48] The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings an obscure Broadway show tune
[00:08.86] Without further ado, from the unknown musical "Office Supplies"
[00:13.43] The heart-rending love song, "Where Have All the Staplers Gone?"
[00:24.83] We don't have much time before the big meeting
[00:27.44] No, no, we don't
[00:30.37] Have you seen the scissors, miss?
[00:35.45] They're in the bottom drawer
[00:40.29] I tried that drawer but they're there no more
[00:43.58] That's odd
[00:44.43] I know I thought for sure
[00:47.26] Have you seen the masking tape?
[00:50.50] It's right next to the phone
[00:54.77] Oh, that's what I thought, but now's it not (hmm)
[00:59.78] I guess I should have known
[01:03.21] Oh, where have all the staplers gone?
[01:09.37] What happened to our paper clips?
[01:14.20] The ballpoint pens are gone again (they're gone again?)
[01:18.75] The stick-it pads have lost their stick
[01:25.34] Do you remember when
[01:29.75] The rubber bands were in their place?
[01:33.67] They're in the middle drawer (middle drawer, middle drawer)
[01:37.47] Middle drawer, middle drawer
[01:38.34] Light bulbs easy to replace
[01:41.57] Yes!
[01:42.87] There were always more
[01:45.18] Reams of paper raining down (raining, raining down)
[01:49.13] Legal pads a plenty (we're legal)
[01:53.43] Highlighters in every hue
[01:56.38] I remember!
[01:57.56] Never less than 20
[02:00.72] Oh, where have all the staplers gone?
[02:06.47] What happened to our paper clips?
[02:11.13] The ballpoint pens are gone again
[02:14.56] They're gone again
[02:15.91] We've run out of packing slips
[02:20.68] Someday my prints will come
[02:22.63] Please replace the toner
[02:24.86] Someday we'll find more of
[02:27.16] Our Manila folders
[02:28.81] Someday my prints will come
[02:31.39] Where's the printer cable?
[02:33.13] Someday we'll find more of
[02:35.63] Adhesive shipping labels
[02:39.37] Where have all the staplers gone?
[02:46.12] What happened to our paper clips? (Paper clips)
[02:50.73] The ballpoint pens are gone again
[02:54.64] They're gone again
[02:56.23] The Sharpies all have flattened tips
[03:05.29] Where have all the staplers gone?
[03:15.59] This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry
[03:19.99] Tune in for act two "Revenge of the Staplers"
[03:25.26]