Somebody Get My Mom (Bonus Track)

[00:00.14] Woke up today in a van
[00:02.89] Traded my pillow for a miller lite can
[00:05.52] And in two more days, I lose the guitar
[00:08.25] That I hawked
[00:11.88] Slurped down a beer then one more
[00:14.65] Twelve ounces later, I was outside your door
[00:16.43] And the pebble I threw
[00:18.24] Was probably more like a rock
[00:21.88] Then I fell, skinned my knee
[00:25.45] Broke my glasses, got stung by a bee
[00:28.15] I lost my wallet and my car keys too
[00:30.97] And to make matters worse
[00:31.82] I'm coming down with the flu
[00:33.62] Somebody get my mom
[00:35.41] 'Cause I think something's broken again
[00:38.14] And I don't want to be just friends
[00:40.86] I said thanks for the ride, I'll just limp back inside
[00:43.52] 'Cause I don't want you to see me cry
[00:46.22] I just want my mom
[00:49.03] Somebody get my mom
[00:51.71] I just want my mom
[00:54.47] Get my mom
[00:58.92] Authorities came, I guess I was gone
[01:00.73] Next thing you know, I'm passed out on the lawn
[01:03.43] And boy did I wake up fast
[01:05.28] With a rottweiler's tongue in my mouth
[01:09.85] I wrote you a note but it got soaked
[01:12.59] When I went deep sea fishing
[01:13.44] And I fell out of the boat
[01:15.29] And got caught on the trout line
[01:17.07] Wasn't found for three days
[01:22.48] Then I fell, skinned my knee
[01:23.38] Broke my glasses, got stung by a bee
[01:25.10] I lost my wallet and my car keys too
[01:28.83] And to make matters worse
[01:29.77] I'm coming down with the flu
[01:31.56] Somebody get my mom
[01:33.36] 'Cause I think something's broken again
[01:36.01] And I don't want to be just friends
[01:38.74] I said thanks for the ride, I'll just limp back inside
[01:41.42] 'Cause I don't want you to see me cry
[01:44.17] I just want my mom
[01:45.91] Somebody get my mom
[01:49.65] I just want my mom
[01:52.38] Get my mom
[02:00.43] M O M M Y she makes me cobbler 'cause I hate pie
[02:01.39] She coached baseball when we needed her
[02:04.95] We lost every game but to her came it first
[02:07.66] And I'm so glad that she met my dad
[02:10.41] I wouldn't be here if she never had
[02:13.18] Let's go
[02:24.67] I guess this is it, the end of the song
[02:27.39] Just my luck nobody sang along
[02:30.01] I guess I'll put down this guitar
[02:31.80] And keep the mongoose back home
[02:34.52] Somebody get my mom
[02:36.40] 'Cause I think something's broken again
[02:39.16] And I don't want to be just friends
[02:42.72] I said thanks for the ride, I'll just limp back inside
[02:45.43] 'Cause I don't want you to see me cry
[02:47.25] I just want my mom
[02:49.90] Somebody get my mom
[02:53.51] I just want my mom
[02:56.24] Get my mom
[02:59.90] M O M M Y
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