Popular

Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I, and believe me who isn't less fortunate than I.
My tender heart tends to start to bleed.
And when someone needs a makeover, I simply have to take over.
I know, I know exactly what they need.
And even in your case, though you're the toughest case I've yet to face.
Don't worry I'm determined to succeed.
Follow my lead and soon you will be popular.
You're gonna be popular.
I'll teach you the proper poise when you talk to boys.
Little ways to flirt and flounce.
Oh, I'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hear everything that really counts to be popular.