The Night Josh Tillman Came to Our Apartment
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โฑ๏ธ 3:36 duration
๐ ID: 2012051
๐ Lyrics
Oh, I just love the kind of woman who can walk over a man
And I mean like a god damn marching band
She says, like, literally, music is the air she breathes
And the malaprops make me want to fucking scream
I wonder if she even knows what that word means
Well, it's literally not that
Of the few main things I hate about her
One's her petty, vogue ideas
Someone's been told too many times they're beyond their years
By every half-wit of distinction she keeps around
And now every insufferable convo
Features her patiently explaining the cosmos
Of which she's in the middle
Oh my God, I swear this never happens
Lately, I can't stop the wheels from spinnin'
I feel so unconvincin'
And I fumbled with the buttons
She blames her excess on my influence
But gladly hoovers all my drugs
I found her naked with the best friend in the tub
We sang "Silent Night" in three parts, which was fun
'Til she said that she sounds just like Sarah Vaughan
I hate that soulful affectation white girls put on
Why don't you move to the Delta?
I obliged later on when you begged me to choke ya
And I mean like a god damn marching band
She says, like, literally, music is the air she breathes
And the malaprops make me want to fucking scream
I wonder if she even knows what that word means
Well, it's literally not that
Of the few main things I hate about her
One's her petty, vogue ideas
Someone's been told too many times they're beyond their years
By every half-wit of distinction she keeps around
And now every insufferable convo
Features her patiently explaining the cosmos
Of which she's in the middle
Oh my God, I swear this never happens
Lately, I can't stop the wheels from spinnin'
I feel so unconvincin'
And I fumbled with the buttons
She blames her excess on my influence
But gladly hoovers all my drugs
I found her naked with the best friend in the tub
We sang "Silent Night" in three parts, which was fun
'Til she said that she sounds just like Sarah Vaughan
I hate that soulful affectation white girls put on
Why don't you move to the Delta?
I obliged later on when you begged me to choke ya
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:08.33] Oh, I just love the kind of woman who can walk over a man
[00:20.84] And I mean like a god damn marching band
[00:27.96] She says, like, literally, music is the air she breathes
[00:37.39] And the malaprops make me want to fucking scream
[00:44.88] I wonder if she even knows what that word means
[00:49.50] Well, it's literally not that
[00:53.00]
[01:04.30] Of the few main things I hate about her
[01:09.56] One's her petty, vogue ideas
[01:15.84] Someone's been told too many times they're beyond their years
[01:23.89] By every half-wit of distinction she keeps around
[01:33.89] And now every insufferable convo
[01:41.13] Features her patiently explaining the cosmos
[01:47.50] Of which she's in the middle
[01:54.46] Oh my God, I swear this never happens
[02:04.19] Lately, I can't stop the wheels from spinnin'
[02:12.37] I feel so unconvincin'
[02:16.79] And I fumbled with the buttons
[02:22.30]
[02:31.65] She blames her excess on my influence
[02:37.00] But gladly hoovers all my drugs
[02:43.21] I found her naked with the best friend in the tub
[02:51.39] We sang "Silent Night" in three parts, which was fun
[03:00.41] 'Til she said that she sounds just like Sarah Vaughan
[03:07.42] I hate that soulful affectation white girls put on
[03:12.30] Why don't you move to the Delta?
[03:18.43] I obliged later on when you begged me to choke ya
[03:28.25]
[00:20.84] And I mean like a god damn marching band
[00:27.96] She says, like, literally, music is the air she breathes
[00:37.39] And the malaprops make me want to fucking scream
[00:44.88] I wonder if she even knows what that word means
[00:49.50] Well, it's literally not that
[00:53.00]
[01:04.30] Of the few main things I hate about her
[01:09.56] One's her petty, vogue ideas
[01:15.84] Someone's been told too many times they're beyond their years
[01:23.89] By every half-wit of distinction she keeps around
[01:33.89] And now every insufferable convo
[01:41.13] Features her patiently explaining the cosmos
[01:47.50] Of which she's in the middle
[01:54.46] Oh my God, I swear this never happens
[02:04.19] Lately, I can't stop the wheels from spinnin'
[02:12.37] I feel so unconvincin'
[02:16.79] And I fumbled with the buttons
[02:22.30]
[02:31.65] She blames her excess on my influence
[02:37.00] But gladly hoovers all my drugs
[02:43.21] I found her naked with the best friend in the tub
[02:51.39] We sang "Silent Night" in three parts, which was fun
[03:00.41] 'Til she said that she sounds just like Sarah Vaughan
[03:07.42] I hate that soulful affectation white girls put on
[03:12.30] Why don't you move to the Delta?
[03:18.43] I obliged later on when you begged me to choke ya
[03:28.25]