You Must Be Kidding

I was standing on a mountain when I got a message
From the sun
It was a sad face, a trophy, a heart, and a loaded gun
I wrote her in a panic
I said, "My God, what have you done?"
She said, "You must be kidding
It's only just begun."

I was born in California before the fields burned to the ground
And the people started leaving and the dust it started claiming towns
I tried to call the governor to see if all the troubles were done
She said, "You must be kidding
They've only just begun."
They've only just begun
They've only just begun
They've only just begun
We were standing on the beach and we were trying hard to figure things out
Some kids were killing Piggy, and some other kids were fishing for trout
When the choppers started landing and the army came to take us away
They put us in a nice hotel for a day
I wandered through the lobby, tried to wash the blood from my hands
But the faucet wasn't running, it was all filled with sand
I asked the concierge if this is how the things here were done—
She said, "You must be joking—
It's only just begun."
It's only just begun
It's only just begun
It's only just begun
It's only just begun
It's only just begun
It's only just begun
It's only just begun

Why don't you stay by my side
While the oceans, they
Spit in our eye
And the mountains are laughing and my
Hands are so dry
But we've got enough money, baby
It'll be all right
Yeah, we've got enough money
It'll be all right