Elaine

Elaine
Like a broken pedal bicycle, off the chain
Your love is too big for Tupperware, can't be contained
I can't believe that I'm about to make love to Elaine

Elaine
You're like a generous French baker, giving me pain
Like a website on a server, I'm in your domain
And I feel there's no escaping you now, Elaine

Cause you give me shelter from the storm
Your smile is sweet, your castle warm
Your skin is see-through, teeth are long
Alarm bells ringing!
You say I'm just in time for dinner
Catch your eyeline in the mirror
On inspection, there's no reflection
Lose my erection
Hey!

Elaine
You sunk your teeth into me, now I'm in pain
You're cranially adhesive stuck on my brain
Oh please remove your teeth your teeth from my scalp, Elaine

Now you're sieving the blood from my brain, it's a mental strain, yeah
And your siphoning it into your own vertebral vein, yeah
Why the hell did I choose to holiday in Transylvania?
In Transylvania

Boy your skin looks so delicious
I just want to give it kisses
And by kisses obviously
I mean draining the blood from your body
Baby, you're my fantasy
Baby, I just wanna see
Your blood run scarlet
Wait, what's that in your pocket?
A clove of garlic
Ahh! (Yeah!)

Oh, Elaine
You messed with a vampire hunter
I should explain
The villagers sent me here to see you slain
Now the power of Christ compels you to die, Elaine

The power of Christ compels you!

Begone, foul creature from the north!
Too long the villagers have suffered at your hands and your teeth
Receive this stake
This stake in your heart, carved from the oak of Thugenfor Forest
Receive it, and begone!