Boy Meets Girl
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โฑ๏ธ 2:28 duration
๐ ID: 20172917
๐ Lyrics
Hi!
Hi!
I'm a baby
What do you think I am? A loaf of bread?
You could be, what do I know? I'm just born, I'm a baby
I don't even know if I'm under a tree or in a hospital or what
I'm just so glad to be here
Well, I'm a baby too
Have it your own way, I don't want to fight about it
What are you scared? Yes, I am, I'm a little scared
I'll tell you why, see, I don't know if I'm a boy or a girl yet
What's that got to do with it?
Well, if you're a boy and I'm a girl, you can beat me up
You think I want to lose a tooth my first day alive?
What's a tooth?
Search me, I'm just born, I'm a baby, I don't know nothing yet
Do you think you're a girl?
I don't know, I might be, I think I am, I've never been anything before
Let me see, let me take a little look around
Mm-mm, cute feet, small, dainty, yep, yep
I'm a girl, that's it, girl time!
What do you think I am?
You? That's easy, you're a boy
You sure?
Of course, I'm sure
I'm alive already four, five minutes, right?
I haven't been wrong yet
Gee, I don't feel like a boy
That's because you can't see yourself
Why? What do I look like?
Bald, you're bald, fella
Bald, bald, bald, you're bald as a ping-pong ball, are you bald?
So?
So, boys are bald and girls have hair
Are you sure?
Of course, I'm sure, who's bald, your mother or your father?
My father
I rest my case
Huh, you're bald too
You're kidding
No, I'm not
Don't look!
Why?
Ugh, a bald girl, yuck, disgusting
Maybe you're a boy and I'm a girl
There you go again, I told you
I'm a girl, I know it, I know it, I'm a girl and you're a boy
I think you're wrong
I'm never wrong
What about shaving?
What about it?
You just shaved, right? Wrong
Exactly! And you know why?
Because everyone's born with a clean shave
It's just that girls keep theirs and boys don't
So what does that prove?
Tomorrow morning, the one that needs a shave, he's a boy
Well, I can't wait until tomorrow morning
See, that proves it, girls are patient, boys are impatient
Yeah, what else?
Can you keep a secret? Absolutely
There you go, boys keep secrets, girls don't
Hmm, go on, are you afraid of mice? No
I am, I'm terrified of them
I hate them, squeak, squeak, squeak
What do you want to be when you grow up? A fireman
What did I tell you?
How about you?
A cocktail waitress, does that prove anything to you?
Hmm, you must be right
I told you, I'm always right, you're a boy and I'm the girl
I guess so, oh, wait, here comes the nurse to change our diapers
About time too, I have never been so uncomfortable in my life
Hey, look at that!
What?
You see that?
I am a girl and you're a boy
Hey, it sure looks like it
What do you think of that?
I can't understand it
Well, it sure goes to show you
What? You can't judge a book by its cover
Ha, ha, ha, what does that mean?
How should I know? I'm only a baby
So am I, goo?
Goo
Hi!
I'm a baby
What do you think I am? A loaf of bread?
You could be, what do I know? I'm just born, I'm a baby
I don't even know if I'm under a tree or in a hospital or what
I'm just so glad to be here
Well, I'm a baby too
Have it your own way, I don't want to fight about it
What are you scared? Yes, I am, I'm a little scared
I'll tell you why, see, I don't know if I'm a boy or a girl yet
What's that got to do with it?
Well, if you're a boy and I'm a girl, you can beat me up
You think I want to lose a tooth my first day alive?
What's a tooth?
Search me, I'm just born, I'm a baby, I don't know nothing yet
Do you think you're a girl?
I don't know, I might be, I think I am, I've never been anything before
Let me see, let me take a little look around
Mm-mm, cute feet, small, dainty, yep, yep
I'm a girl, that's it, girl time!
What do you think I am?
You? That's easy, you're a boy
You sure?
Of course, I'm sure
I'm alive already four, five minutes, right?
I haven't been wrong yet
Gee, I don't feel like a boy
That's because you can't see yourself
Why? What do I look like?
Bald, you're bald, fella
Bald, bald, bald, you're bald as a ping-pong ball, are you bald?
So?
So, boys are bald and girls have hair
Are you sure?
Of course, I'm sure, who's bald, your mother or your father?
My father
I rest my case
Huh, you're bald too
You're kidding
No, I'm not
Don't look!
Why?
Ugh, a bald girl, yuck, disgusting
Maybe you're a boy and I'm a girl
There you go again, I told you
I'm a girl, I know it, I know it, I'm a girl and you're a boy
I think you're wrong
I'm never wrong
What about shaving?
What about it?
You just shaved, right? Wrong
Exactly! And you know why?
Because everyone's born with a clean shave
It's just that girls keep theirs and boys don't
So what does that prove?
Tomorrow morning, the one that needs a shave, he's a boy
Well, I can't wait until tomorrow morning
See, that proves it, girls are patient, boys are impatient
Yeah, what else?
Can you keep a secret? Absolutely
There you go, boys keep secrets, girls don't
Hmm, go on, are you afraid of mice? No
I am, I'm terrified of them
I hate them, squeak, squeak, squeak
What do you want to be when you grow up? A fireman
What did I tell you?
How about you?
A cocktail waitress, does that prove anything to you?
Hmm, you must be right
I told you, I'm always right, you're a boy and I'm the girl
I guess so, oh, wait, here comes the nurse to change our diapers
About time too, I have never been so uncomfortable in my life
Hey, look at that!
What?
You see that?
I am a girl and you're a boy
Hey, it sure looks like it
What do you think of that?
I can't understand it
Well, it sure goes to show you
What? You can't judge a book by its cover
Ha, ha, ha, what does that mean?
How should I know? I'm only a baby
So am I, goo?
Goo
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.95] Hi!
[00:01.40] Hi!
[00:02.08] I'm a baby
[00:02.76] What do you think I am? A loaf of bread?
[00:04.68] You could be, what do I know? I'm just born, I'm a baby
[00:07.24] I don't even know if I'm under a tree or in a hospital or what
[00:09.49] I'm just so glad to be here
[00:10.52] Well, I'm a baby too
[00:11.65] Have it your own way, I don't want to fight about it
[00:13.46] What are you scared? Yes, I am, I'm a little scared
[00:15.61] I'll tell you why, see, I don't know if I'm a boy or a girl yet
[00:19.35] What's that got to do with it?
[00:20.75] Well, if you're a boy and I'm a girl, you can beat me up
[00:22.93] You think I want to lose a tooth my first day alive?
[00:24.88] What's a tooth?
[00:25.54] Search me, I'm just born, I'm a baby, I don't know nothing yet
[00:28.59] Do you think you're a girl?
[00:29.52] I don't know, I might be, I think I am, I've never been anything before
[00:33.15] Let me see, let me take a little look around
[00:34.78] Mm-mm, cute feet, small, dainty, yep, yep
[00:38.05] I'm a girl, that's it, girl time!
[00:40.03] What do you think I am?
[00:41.23] You? That's easy, you're a boy
[00:43.28] You sure?
[00:44.15] Of course, I'm sure
[00:45.35] I'm alive already four, five minutes, right?
[00:47.37] I haven't been wrong yet
[00:48.02] Gee, I don't feel like a boy
[00:49.41] That's because you can't see yourself
[00:51.51] Why? What do I look like?
[00:52.74] Bald, you're bald, fella
[00:55.26] Bald, bald, bald, you're bald as a ping-pong ball, are you bald?
[00:58.62] So?
[00:59.32] So, boys are bald and girls have hair
[01:02.53] Are you sure?
[01:03.31] Of course, I'm sure, who's bald, your mother or your father?
[01:05.37] My father
[01:05.92] I rest my case
[01:07.03] Huh, you're bald too
[01:08.63] You're kidding
[01:09.38] No, I'm not
[01:10.05] Don't look!
[01:10.79] Why?
[01:11.54] Ugh, a bald girl, yuck, disgusting
[01:13.90] Maybe you're a boy and I'm a girl
[01:15.78] There you go again, I told you
[01:17.28] I'm a girl, I know it, I know it, I'm a girl and you're a boy
[01:19.78] I think you're wrong
[01:20.50] I'm never wrong
[01:21.43] What about shaving?
[01:22.27] What about it?
[01:22.86] You just shaved, right? Wrong
[01:24.06] Exactly! And you know why?
[01:25.91] Because everyone's born with a clean shave
[01:28.34] It's just that girls keep theirs and boys don't
[01:30.82] So what does that prove?
[01:32.07] Tomorrow morning, the one that needs a shave, he's a boy
[01:34.81] Well, I can't wait until tomorrow morning
[01:36.55] See, that proves it, girls are patient, boys are impatient
[01:40.28] Yeah, what else?
[01:40.83] Can you keep a secret? Absolutely
[01:42.39] There you go, boys keep secrets, girls don't
[01:44.25] Hmm, go on, are you afraid of mice? No
[01:46.56] I am, I'm terrified of them
[01:48.61] I hate them, squeak, squeak, squeak
[01:50.08] What do you want to be when you grow up? A fireman
[01:51.67] What did I tell you?
[01:52.69] How about you?
[01:53.31] A cocktail waitress, does that prove anything to you?
[01:55.80] Hmm, you must be right
[01:56.92] I told you, I'm always right, you're a boy and I'm the girl
[02:00.09] I guess so, oh, wait, here comes the nurse to change our diapers
[02:03.96] About time too, I have never been so uncomfortable in my life
[02:07.32] Hey, look at that!
[02:09.03] What?
[02:10.26] You see that?
[02:11.40] I am a girl and you're a boy
[02:14.01] Hey, it sure looks like it
[02:16.04] What do you think of that?
[02:17.60] I can't understand it
[02:18.85] Well, it sure goes to show you
[02:20.32] What? You can't judge a book by its cover
[02:22.97] Ha, ha, ha, what does that mean?
[02:24.61] How should I know? I'm only a baby
[02:26.43] So am I, goo?
[02:27.42] Goo
[02:27.44]
[00:01.40] Hi!
[00:02.08] I'm a baby
[00:02.76] What do you think I am? A loaf of bread?
[00:04.68] You could be, what do I know? I'm just born, I'm a baby
[00:07.24] I don't even know if I'm under a tree or in a hospital or what
[00:09.49] I'm just so glad to be here
[00:10.52] Well, I'm a baby too
[00:11.65] Have it your own way, I don't want to fight about it
[00:13.46] What are you scared? Yes, I am, I'm a little scared
[00:15.61] I'll tell you why, see, I don't know if I'm a boy or a girl yet
[00:19.35] What's that got to do with it?
[00:20.75] Well, if you're a boy and I'm a girl, you can beat me up
[00:22.93] You think I want to lose a tooth my first day alive?
[00:24.88] What's a tooth?
[00:25.54] Search me, I'm just born, I'm a baby, I don't know nothing yet
[00:28.59] Do you think you're a girl?
[00:29.52] I don't know, I might be, I think I am, I've never been anything before
[00:33.15] Let me see, let me take a little look around
[00:34.78] Mm-mm, cute feet, small, dainty, yep, yep
[00:38.05] I'm a girl, that's it, girl time!
[00:40.03] What do you think I am?
[00:41.23] You? That's easy, you're a boy
[00:43.28] You sure?
[00:44.15] Of course, I'm sure
[00:45.35] I'm alive already four, five minutes, right?
[00:47.37] I haven't been wrong yet
[00:48.02] Gee, I don't feel like a boy
[00:49.41] That's because you can't see yourself
[00:51.51] Why? What do I look like?
[00:52.74] Bald, you're bald, fella
[00:55.26] Bald, bald, bald, you're bald as a ping-pong ball, are you bald?
[00:58.62] So?
[00:59.32] So, boys are bald and girls have hair
[01:02.53] Are you sure?
[01:03.31] Of course, I'm sure, who's bald, your mother or your father?
[01:05.37] My father
[01:05.92] I rest my case
[01:07.03] Huh, you're bald too
[01:08.63] You're kidding
[01:09.38] No, I'm not
[01:10.05] Don't look!
[01:10.79] Why?
[01:11.54] Ugh, a bald girl, yuck, disgusting
[01:13.90] Maybe you're a boy and I'm a girl
[01:15.78] There you go again, I told you
[01:17.28] I'm a girl, I know it, I know it, I'm a girl and you're a boy
[01:19.78] I think you're wrong
[01:20.50] I'm never wrong
[01:21.43] What about shaving?
[01:22.27] What about it?
[01:22.86] You just shaved, right? Wrong
[01:24.06] Exactly! And you know why?
[01:25.91] Because everyone's born with a clean shave
[01:28.34] It's just that girls keep theirs and boys don't
[01:30.82] So what does that prove?
[01:32.07] Tomorrow morning, the one that needs a shave, he's a boy
[01:34.81] Well, I can't wait until tomorrow morning
[01:36.55] See, that proves it, girls are patient, boys are impatient
[01:40.28] Yeah, what else?
[01:40.83] Can you keep a secret? Absolutely
[01:42.39] There you go, boys keep secrets, girls don't
[01:44.25] Hmm, go on, are you afraid of mice? No
[01:46.56] I am, I'm terrified of them
[01:48.61] I hate them, squeak, squeak, squeak
[01:50.08] What do you want to be when you grow up? A fireman
[01:51.67] What did I tell you?
[01:52.69] How about you?
[01:53.31] A cocktail waitress, does that prove anything to you?
[01:55.80] Hmm, you must be right
[01:56.92] I told you, I'm always right, you're a boy and I'm the girl
[02:00.09] I guess so, oh, wait, here comes the nurse to change our diapers
[02:03.96] About time too, I have never been so uncomfortable in my life
[02:07.32] Hey, look at that!
[02:09.03] What?
[02:10.26] You see that?
[02:11.40] I am a girl and you're a boy
[02:14.01] Hey, it sure looks like it
[02:16.04] What do you think of that?
[02:17.60] I can't understand it
[02:18.85] Well, it sure goes to show you
[02:20.32] What? You can't judge a book by its cover
[02:22.97] Ha, ha, ha, what does that mean?
[02:24.61] How should I know? I'm only a baby
[02:26.43] So am I, goo?
[02:27.42] Goo
[02:27.44]