Five Minutes

She got dubious interests
She got a misspelled tattoo
She's convinced I want to check it out
And you too

Miss don't misunderstand
I do pray to Yoni when I can
But life is short enough to wonder

Can I survive five minutes with you?
Can I provide five minutes with you?
Can I abide five
Can I survive five minutes with you

Tit work and obvious boredom
And skin the color of fruit
I'm not expecting Dorothy Parker
But you don't spell "you" with the letter u