Salty Dog Blues

Where can you find pleasure
Searching for adventure
Just go too the dog salty
Where can you go down too
Sorrows too drown into
try the dog salty
Play upon the bandit dance upon the floor
Too all the sounds maybe
Sing on karaoke too a big band
I said try the dog salty
In the salty
You can have a gin & T.
In the salty
You can put your mind at ease
In the salty
You can meet your brother man
In the salty
And do the can-can
In the salty
You can have a gin & T.
In the salty
You can put your mind at ease
In the salty
You can meet your sister man
In the salty
And do the can-can

If you like a vodka or a lime & soda
Just come in from the street
Don't you hesitate there come on don't be square
Lots of people you can meet
If you want a whisky feeling kinda frisky
Come on from the street
If its just a brandy or a lager shandy
Come on its a treat
In the salty
You can have a gin & T.
In the salty
You can put your mind at ease
In the salty
You can meet your sister man
In the salty
And do the can-can
In the salty
You can have a gin & T.
In the salty
You can put your mind at ease
In the salty
You can meet your sister man
In the salty
And do the can-can
"He barman Paul
I need a whisky in my water
Hey I get kinda sick of all that news on the t.v
Hey Ross stick on yellow submarine???
Go on!!!!!"