Illegal Smile
๐ต 1433 characters
โฑ๏ธ 4:01 duration
๐ ID: 20288347
๐ Lyrics
When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
That I was havin', no fun
Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Last time I checked my bankroll, it was gettin' thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I've been
Chased a rainbow down a one-way street, dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen
Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
Tryin' to get away from all the ears inside my walls
I dreamed the police heard
Everything I thought, what then?
Well I went to court and the judge's name was Hoffman
Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun
Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
That I was havin', no fun
Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Last time I checked my bankroll, it was gettin' thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I've been
Chased a rainbow down a one-way street, dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen
Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
Tryin' to get away from all the ears inside my walls
I dreamed the police heard
Everything I thought, what then?
Well I went to court and the judge's name was Hoffman
Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:06.39] When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
[00:12.34] Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
[00:18.53] Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down and won
[00:23.77] And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
[00:26.42] That I was havin', no fun
[00:29.84] Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
[00:36.04] And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
[00:42.53] It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
[00:47.89] Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
[00:53.50] No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
[00:59.25]
[01:07.70] Last time I checked my bankroll, it was gettin' thin
[01:13.66] Sometimes it seems like the bottom
[01:16.57] Is the only place I've been
[01:20.24] Chased a rainbow down a one-way street, dead end
[01:25.94] And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen
[01:31.65] Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
[01:38.02] And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
[01:44.58] It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
[01:49.58] Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
[01:55.50] No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
[02:01.45]
[02:09.85] Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
[02:15.90] Tryin' to get away from all the ears inside my walls
[02:22.27] I dreamed the police heard
[02:23.86] Everything I thought, what then?
[02:27.78] Well I went to court and the judge's name was Hoffman
[02:33.67] Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
[02:40.03] And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
[02:46.51] It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
[02:51.43] Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
[02:57.00] No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
[03:01.82] Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun
[03:09.09]
[00:12.34] Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
[00:18.53] Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down and won
[00:23.77] And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
[00:26.42] That I was havin', no fun
[00:29.84] Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
[00:36.04] And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
[00:42.53] It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
[00:47.89] Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
[00:53.50] No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
[00:59.25]
[01:07.70] Last time I checked my bankroll, it was gettin' thin
[01:13.66] Sometimes it seems like the bottom
[01:16.57] Is the only place I've been
[01:20.24] Chased a rainbow down a one-way street, dead end
[01:25.94] And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen
[01:31.65] Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
[01:38.02] And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
[01:44.58] It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
[01:49.58] Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
[01:55.50] No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
[02:01.45]
[02:09.85] Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
[02:15.90] Tryin' to get away from all the ears inside my walls
[02:22.27] I dreamed the police heard
[02:23.86] Everything I thought, what then?
[02:27.78] Well I went to court and the judge's name was Hoffman
[02:33.67] Ah, but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
[02:40.03] And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
[02:46.51] It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
[02:51.43] Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
[02:57.00] No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
[03:01.82] Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun
[03:09.09]