You Got The Job

If smiling raver, chubby,
girls with fragrant
barretted blond curls
won't lead you to stray...
you got the job!
If you don't mind
cigarette smoke
or my addiction to diet coke
and sex night and day...
you got the job!
If you promise not to
make me cry
and never ever tell a lie
when i'm on the road...
you got the job!
If you love me
just for who i am
i'll love you back forever
and baby i'm sold...
you got the job!