Biggest Little Prick in the Union

I removed my foreskin to interfere with procedure
I tied one end of the rope to the tip of my prick and the other, to the exhaust of my girlfriend's car
"hey" I said "put the peddle to the metal" my girlfriend said I should unionize my dick and all you women must pay dues to get a lick now that I've improved the 1st step of the procedure
I've got a messy, messy, messy girlfriend and I've got to wrap duct tape around my cock just to keep it to