What Made Colombia Famous

I was the best friend you ever had
But that was over half an hour ago
You went from Magaluf to Stalingrad
On altogether more different snow

Oh I don't know how it all pans out
But I know this much is true
What made Colombia famous
Has made a prick out of you

Your overbearing highs
Affect the atmosphere
Shit dad does not quite rise
To the occasion here
Well a one-eyed clergyman up for the day
Wouldn't have to think it through
What made Colombia famous
Has made a prick out of you
Yes, what made Colombia famous
Has made a prick out of you

What price your bluster
What price your smarm
I've seen body parts lying in biology labs
With far more charm

Oh, big truck, Innsbruck
King of the Hill
Cock-a-doodle-doo
What made Colombia famous
Has made a prick out of you
Yes, what made Colombia famous
Has made a prick out of you
I said what made Colombia famous
Has made a prick out of you