Hard On The Boulevard

[00:11.40] Sunshine, convertible tops
[00:14.11] You call them rags, we call them drops
[00:16.82] You ride black walls, we ride Vogues
[00:19.63] You got a girlfriend, we pimp hoes
[00:22.39] You say I'm fake, I say you're smoking
[00:25.18] I'm just a mack named Short from Oakland
[00:27.97] Just like a tag team wrestling tip
[00:30.25] With a nasty bitch, then the homie switch
[00:32.90] Bitch, ain't getting nothing but a lesson taught
[00:35.73] If your pimping ain't strong, it's not my fault
[00:38.74] Hoes start choosing, wouldn't give them a break
[00:41.36] I pull out my old white Too Short tape
[00:43.89] I'm playing "Dope Fiend Beat" and the shit still hits
[00:46.68] Trying to stick my dick all in them lips
[00:49.00] She said "no, I never did it before"
[00:52.29] Well you ain't the bitch I'm looking for
[00:54.76] Cause she's rich and thick and chocolate
[00:57.94] Wouldn't hesitate to lick my dick
[01:00.79] All my parters say "Short what's up?"
[01:03.39] See me with a bitch with a big ass butt
[01:06.23] I don't answer, I start laughing
[01:08.81] Nothing going on but the Oaktown macking
[01:11.76] Laying it right, all damn night
[01:14.39] Hoes getting sprung like they smoking the pipe
[01:17.27] El Dorado, Mazeratti
[01:19.89] Nothing but freaks with fine bodies
[01:22.54] I love to roll my Mercedes Benz
[01:25.20] I'm nothing but a player like all my friends
[01:27.61] So when you call me fake, be for real
[01:30.69] The call me Short Dog cause I'm hard as hell
[01:33.31] Hope your girlfriend's name ain't Linelle
[01:36.12] I screwed her last night in a cheap motel
[01:38.70] Like I told my crew, when the toss up's chill
[01:41.83] Humping like a Chevy rolling down Foothill
[01:44.15] Get off the pipe fool, stop cracking
[01:46.70] Be like Short Dog and start macking
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[02:00.62] T double O S H O R T
[02:03.32] I go solo, can't nobody fuck with me
[02:06.65] I'll just kick back counting my bank
[02:09.12] No cokes smoking, just potent dank
[02:12.06] Funky fresh on the microphone
[02:14.30] When you spin that wax, it's not the same ol' song
[02:17.09] Round and round it goes, where it stops no one knows
[02:19.96] You see me at the clubs catching all the hoes
[02:22.88] I don't drink vodka, I do drink gin
[02:25.20] I like to get a blowjob from your girlfriend
[02:27.95] Cause I'm macking, baby, you know that's right
[02:30.64] I'm from the Oaktown, straight Eastside
[02:33.84] I got all my game from East Oakland streets
[02:36.45] Now motherfuck you damn shit-haired freaks
[02:38.94] I go on and on, as I sing my song
[02:41.88] If you're tender and young, I fuck you all night long
[02:44.44] I'm not a no good punk, I didn't make you flunk
[02:47.11] I didn't tell the whole world your pussy stunk
[02:49.97] I cut you slack in my rap, I could've macked your mother
[02:52.82] But Life is Too Short so I kept it undercover
[02:55.52] I'm so damn hard, on the boulevard
[02:58.24] Hoes ain't tripping on me, they wanna fuck my car
[03:00.96] Freak nasty don't trip, to me it ain't shit
[03:03.77] You can suck my dick with some fat ho lips
[03:06.99] Riding in a Caddy with the top let down
[03:09.58] California sunshine, cruising the town
[03:12.02] On the boulevard, maybe drop my top
[03:14.72] If you're feeling hot, don't even stop
[03:17.48] Cause it feels so good, I'm oh so sprung
[03:20.08] They way you work that tongue, it just makes me cum
[03:22.80] I told all my homies, all about
[03:25.50] The way I bust big nuts, in your mouth
[03:28.46] On the boulevard, we're riding oh so real
[03:31.03] Not Skyline, I'm talking about Foothill
[03:33.76] And when it ended, you know what happened
[03:36.42] I'm so hard I just can't stop macking
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[03:50.25] I know I gotta stop sooner, but I'll stop later
[03:53.25] They call me Short Dog, I'm nothing but a player
[03:56.08] I know what she's thinking, "I'm falling in love"
[03:58.67] But there's another freak I'm thinking of
[04:01.06] She's got long long hair, she's not like you though
[04:03.87] She'll do whatever I say, she'll even be my ho
[04:06.46] Cause I don't wanna get married, I'd rather freak mary
[04:09.72] Make good love and I do mean very
[04:12.41] Wherever I go, it's the same old case
[04:15.25] Same damn thing all over the place
[04:17.54] Nothing but bitches
[04:18.78] Tight ass jeans to pose in
[04:20.75] I used to ride the strip trying to catch the hoes
[04:23.09] They wasn't choosing, nope not these hoes
[04:25.72] They wanted big time Vettes, riding brand new Vouges
[04:28.59] So like I said before, I ain't tripping
[04:31.74] Told myself it's time to stop bullshitting
[04:34.28] Did the gangster walk, did it like this
[04:36.86] Walked up to a girl and I called her a bitch
[04:39.53] I said "my name is Short, I don't play games
[04:42.37] I only play young bitches, now what's your name?"
[04:44.97] She said "I wouldn't tell you, in all my life
[04:48.06] You're just a little thug, you're not my type"
[04:50.56] I said "I'm sir Too Short, couldn't be no punk"
[04:53.76] East Oaktown is where I'm from
[04:55.95] You see wherever I go, it's the same old case
[04:59.16] Same damn thing all over the place
[05:01.32] Nothing but bitches mad
[05:02.89] Cause I told the truth
[05:04.33] I'm calling you one and you can call me too
[05:07.05] Call me Too Short, call me "Too Cent"
[05:09.84] But you wouldn't get a dime out of this pimp
[05:12.38] So just give it up baby and I'll run right through ya
[05:15.63] Maybe just maybe I'll come back to ya
[05:18.03] Like Too Clean, I'm riding Cadillac
[05:20.64] I hit the strip, turn around, and come right back
[05:23.31] See I'm a big mack, and every bitch in sight
[05:26.08] Says "Is that Short Dog sitting at a red light?"
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