DK Rap 2018 - Where Are They Now?
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โฑ๏ธ 3:14 duration
๐ ID: 20556056
๐ Lyrics
Here we, here we
Here we go again
So they're finally back
It's been a long time
They're bringing you a brand-new rhyme
You loved them all in DK 64
And I bet you're wondering where are they now
Huh, DK
Donkey Kong
He's the leader of the bunch
You know his name, but behind the scenes
He's not the same
After DK 64, he got into guns
Now he hunts endangered species just for fun
But his coconut gun still fires in spurts
If he shoots ya
You'll probably die
He's older, meaner, and wealthier too
He's the first member of the DK group
Huh, DK
He loves guns
Tiny Kong's back, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size to suit her mood
Now you may have heard that the bees are dying
Well, the truth about Tiny is horrifying
She's killing all the bees
She's killing all the bees
We don't know why, but she's killing all the bees
She can float through the air and climb up trees
But Tiny Kong's a murderer
Of bees
Huh, DK
Goodbye bees
He has a funny face
His limbs are long
But Lanky never felt like he belonged
He earned a degree in a college town
And decided to work as a sex ed clown
Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too
And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you
Huh, DK
Just for you
And next up, Diddy Kong hits the stage
Just like Gary Coleman, he does not age
His face is youthful like Peter Pan's
But he's a bitter old bastard who hates his fans
He's angry, horny
Libido's wild
But women won't date him, 'cause he looks like a child
That might explain his job, which you won't forget
He blogs for DiddyPepeTrumpMRA.net
Huh, DK
He needs love
And then there's Chunky
He's dead
Huh, DK
Chunky's dead
DK
Now the song is over
Come on, Cranky, take it to the fridge
Cranky?
Aw man, Cranky's dead too
Cranky's in the fridge
Oh, oh no
Wow
That's terrible
Here we go again
So they're finally back
It's been a long time
They're bringing you a brand-new rhyme
You loved them all in DK 64
And I bet you're wondering where are they now
Huh, DK
Donkey Kong
He's the leader of the bunch
You know his name, but behind the scenes
He's not the same
After DK 64, he got into guns
Now he hunts endangered species just for fun
But his coconut gun still fires in spurts
If he shoots ya
You'll probably die
He's older, meaner, and wealthier too
He's the first member of the DK group
Huh, DK
He loves guns
Tiny Kong's back, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size to suit her mood
Now you may have heard that the bees are dying
Well, the truth about Tiny is horrifying
She's killing all the bees
She's killing all the bees
We don't know why, but she's killing all the bees
She can float through the air and climb up trees
But Tiny Kong's a murderer
Of bees
Huh, DK
Goodbye bees
He has a funny face
His limbs are long
But Lanky never felt like he belonged
He earned a degree in a college town
And decided to work as a sex ed clown
Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too
And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you
Huh, DK
Just for you
And next up, Diddy Kong hits the stage
Just like Gary Coleman, he does not age
His face is youthful like Peter Pan's
But he's a bitter old bastard who hates his fans
He's angry, horny
Libido's wild
But women won't date him, 'cause he looks like a child
That might explain his job, which you won't forget
He blogs for DiddyPepeTrumpMRA.net
Huh, DK
He needs love
And then there's Chunky
He's dead
Huh, DK
Chunky's dead
DK
Now the song is over
Come on, Cranky, take it to the fridge
Cranky?
Aw man, Cranky's dead too
Cranky's in the fridge
Oh, oh no
Wow
That's terrible
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.48] Here we, here we
[00:01.97] Here we go again
[00:03.34] So they're finally back
[00:05.46] It's been a long time
[00:07.45] They're bringing you a brand-new rhyme
[00:11.04] You loved them all in DK 64
[00:14.90] And I bet you're wondering where are they now
[00:18.76] Huh, DK
[00:21.21] Donkey Kong
[00:22.47] He's the leader of the bunch
[00:24.93] You know his name, but behind the scenes
[00:28.78] He's not the same
[00:30.41] After DK 64, he got into guns
[00:34.24] Now he hunts endangered species just for fun
[00:38.22] But his coconut gun still fires in spurts
[00:41.81] If he shoots ya
[00:43.96] You'll probably die
[00:46.16] He's older, meaner, and wealthier too
[00:49.55] He's the first member of the DK group
[00:53.71] Huh, DK
[00:56.07] He loves guns
[00:58.02] Tiny Kong's back, so listen up dudes
[01:01.29] She can shrink in size to suit her mood
[01:05.33] Now you may have heard that the bees are dying
[01:09.02] Well, the truth about Tiny is horrifying
[01:13.37] She's killing all the bees
[01:15.39] She's killing all the bees
[01:17.01] We don't know why, but she's killing all the bees
[01:20.81] She can float through the air and climb up trees
[01:24.72] But Tiny Kong's a murderer
[01:27.52] Of bees
[01:28.50] Huh, DK
[01:30.99] Goodbye bees
[01:32.26] He has a funny face
[01:34.76] His limbs are long
[01:36.54] But Lanky never felt like he belonged
[01:40.41] He earned a degree in a college town
[01:43.87] And decided to work as a sex ed clown
[01:48.01] Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too
[01:51.82] And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you
[01:55.64] Huh, DK
[01:58.14] Just for you
[01:59.41] And next up, Diddy Kong hits the stage
[02:03.45] Just like Gary Coleman, he does not age
[02:07.28] His face is youthful like Peter Pan's
[02:10.93] But he's a bitter old bastard who hates his fans
[02:15.26] He's angry, horny
[02:17.35] Libido's wild
[02:19.00] But women won't date him, 'cause he looks like a child
[02:22.92] That might explain his job, which you won't forget
[02:26.47] He blogs for DiddyPepeTrumpMRA.net
[02:30.57] Huh, DK
[02:33.15] He needs love
[02:34.76] And then there's Chunky
[02:36.61] He's dead
[02:40.37] Huh, DK
[02:42.53] Chunky's dead
[02:44.60] DK
[02:46.67] Now the song is over
[02:50.85] Come on, Cranky, take it to the fridge
[02:54.62] Cranky?
[02:56.60] Aw man, Cranky's dead too
[02:59.45] Cranky's in the fridge
[03:01.91] Oh, oh no
[03:05.77] Wow
[03:07.71] That's terrible
[03:09.96]
[00:01.97] Here we go again
[00:03.34] So they're finally back
[00:05.46] It's been a long time
[00:07.45] They're bringing you a brand-new rhyme
[00:11.04] You loved them all in DK 64
[00:14.90] And I bet you're wondering where are they now
[00:18.76] Huh, DK
[00:21.21] Donkey Kong
[00:22.47] He's the leader of the bunch
[00:24.93] You know his name, but behind the scenes
[00:28.78] He's not the same
[00:30.41] After DK 64, he got into guns
[00:34.24] Now he hunts endangered species just for fun
[00:38.22] But his coconut gun still fires in spurts
[00:41.81] If he shoots ya
[00:43.96] You'll probably die
[00:46.16] He's older, meaner, and wealthier too
[00:49.55] He's the first member of the DK group
[00:53.71] Huh, DK
[00:56.07] He loves guns
[00:58.02] Tiny Kong's back, so listen up dudes
[01:01.29] She can shrink in size to suit her mood
[01:05.33] Now you may have heard that the bees are dying
[01:09.02] Well, the truth about Tiny is horrifying
[01:13.37] She's killing all the bees
[01:15.39] She's killing all the bees
[01:17.01] We don't know why, but she's killing all the bees
[01:20.81] She can float through the air and climb up trees
[01:24.72] But Tiny Kong's a murderer
[01:27.52] Of bees
[01:28.50] Huh, DK
[01:30.99] Goodbye bees
[01:32.26] He has a funny face
[01:34.76] His limbs are long
[01:36.54] But Lanky never felt like he belonged
[01:40.41] He earned a degree in a college town
[01:43.87] And decided to work as a sex ed clown
[01:48.01] Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too
[01:51.82] And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you
[01:55.64] Huh, DK
[01:58.14] Just for you
[01:59.41] And next up, Diddy Kong hits the stage
[02:03.45] Just like Gary Coleman, he does not age
[02:07.28] His face is youthful like Peter Pan's
[02:10.93] But he's a bitter old bastard who hates his fans
[02:15.26] He's angry, horny
[02:17.35] Libido's wild
[02:19.00] But women won't date him, 'cause he looks like a child
[02:22.92] That might explain his job, which you won't forget
[02:26.47] He blogs for DiddyPepeTrumpMRA.net
[02:30.57] Huh, DK
[02:33.15] He needs love
[02:34.76] And then there's Chunky
[02:36.61] He's dead
[02:40.37] Huh, DK
[02:42.53] Chunky's dead
[02:44.60] DK
[02:46.67] Now the song is over
[02:50.85] Come on, Cranky, take it to the fridge
[02:54.62] Cranky?
[02:56.60] Aw man, Cranky's dead too
[02:59.45] Cranky's in the fridge
[03:01.91] Oh, oh no
[03:05.77] Wow
[03:07.71] That's terrible
[03:09.96]