House Husband

Find a rich wife,
Make her go to work,
She'll bring home the bacon,
I'll go on a diet,
I'll stay home
Clean the house
I'll make lots of garbage
She'll throw it out

I'll cook dinner, watch TV
Iron the clothes and watch TV

Life's not boring,
I'll do the shopping,
She'll come home,
She'll be too tired,
I'll raise the kids,
Lazy bums,
They're just like me,
They'll be house husbands.