Rodrick Rules

[00:02.71] I read your little diary
[00:05.18] Or journal, I should say
[00:07.44] You wrote about your failures
[00:09.96] You gave yourself away
[00:12.67] I know about your secrets
[00:14.91] I've seen inside your mind
[00:17.59] You wiped out Löded Diper
[00:20.03] I'll wipe out your behind
[00:22.52] Rodrick rules
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[00:24.82] Rodrick's got you feeling scared
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[00:29.93] Rodrick's really glad you shared
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[00:35.09] Rodrick's gonna make you pay
[00:38.07] 'Cause what I'm tryna say is Rodrick rules
[00:41.76] Give it back!
[00:42.94] Now here's a tasty tippet
[00:45.55] Well isn't that a shame?
[00:48.15] You ditched those kindergarteners
[00:50.63] Let Rowley take the blame
[00:53.18] What?
[00:53.89] Don't worry, I'm not gonna tell Mom and Dad about it
[00:57.21] Thank God
[00:58.35] I'll tell the world on TikTok
[01:00.71] One 60 second post
[01:03.28] I press and press a little button and you're toast
[01:08.07] Wait a minute!
[01:08.78] Your reputation is crushed in 3, 2, 1
[01:13.28] I'll pay you
[01:14.54] Say what?
[01:15.31] Mom bucks, ninety-nine thousand mom bucks
[01:18.54] Just delete that and it's all yours
[01:20.81] Please doing business with you
[01:24.03] Woo!
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[01:28.15] Thanks for giving me your dough
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[01:33.18] Greg, I think I gotta go
[01:35.77] Lousy friend
[01:36.99] Friendships end
[01:38.27] But I'll always be your bro
[01:41.15] I'll never be outdone
[01:43.49] 'Cause I'm the oldest son
[01:46.15] Yeah here's rule number one
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