Bad News

What is a man,
When he gives up his soul?
For a lick...
From a chick.
Who completley takes control.
How does a man,
Who can see behind his head,
Turn as blind as a bat, with no eyes?
What is a man,
When he turns on his friends?
We've been tossed...
Now we're lost,
Just a platter of burnt ends.
How do we make,
Our hero wide awake,
So that he can realise!
That girl is Bad Bad News
(Bad News)
Nothing but tears,
Nothing but trouble,
Nothing but stress.
Yes she is Bad Bad News
(Bad News)
Our buddy Brett,
Is gonna regret,
The he ever said yes.
The girl may be hot, but all that he's got,
Is Bad, Bad News
What do you do,
When your friends life's at stake?
Man, he's flipped!
No, he's whipped.
Like the cream on a cake
What can we say?
He wont talk,
He wont play.
How can one tounge destroy a whole team?
Yes she is Bad Bad News
(Bad News)
(Very Bad News...)
She's like a snake,
She's like a cockroach,
She's like a cow... a skinny cow
Wow, she is Bad Bad News
(Bad News)
(Tres Bad)
We've been abandoned,
Left in the sand,
And who are we now!?
He fell for a slut with a fabulous butt,
But she's Bad Bad News!
Perhaps there's a way we can dispose of her?
Maybe she can meet with a accident?
We have got to make clear, that she's not welcome here, the most horrible way we can find
We could go train a pitbull to chew on her flesh?
I don't think they attack thier own kind.
We could torture her mother and chop up her dog!
To be honest, I don't think she'd mind.
I could rip off her pocketbook, look it's a start.
Drive a stake through her heart, if she just had a heart.
The longer it goes,
The worst it'll get,
So somebody's got to tell Brett!
YEAH!
That girl is Bad Bad News
(Bad News)
She took our pal,
She took our leader,
And led him astray.
Hey, Hey!
She's totally Bad Bad News
(Bad News)
Listen up Brett!
Your not ruined yet!
We'll show you the way
Throw her under the bus
And come back to us
(Even though she had excellent shoes)
Shes Bad (Bad, Bad, Bad)
Bad (Bad, Bad, Bad)
News!
Bad News!