National Disgrace
๐ต 3948 characters
โฑ๏ธ 5:02 duration
๐ ID: 206673
๐ Lyrics
I pledge allegiance to Budweiser and free drugs.
Peace to Rick James, Anna Nicole Smith (And people who've...)
Bill Clinton and Motley Crue (...had child in...)
And anyone else who has ever utilized their 15 minutes (...hotel bathroom tubs.)
Of fame to realize their true dreams of being an
Absolute jerk off, just to keep the masses entertained (One nation underground in...)
This goes out to learning from the mistakes of others (...taxis and strip clubs.)
Bring it on now
Come on
I said come on
I said come on
They call me a jerk, once they get to know me
But they don't stop calling, they read me well
It's no work if I was phony, I'd win a trophy
Who needs to make records when there's seats to sell
Freak the bell, and make it all spin crooked
God please help, too much grim to look at
Grab the tree by the limb and shook it
Like, "Have you seen my self esteem, where the hell'd you put it?"
Oh wait, never mind, I found it in a bottle
Drunk at the Troubadour talking to a model
Wrecked the rental on Santa Monica Boulevard
I was headed to the El Rey to slap a security guard
Rowdy, stubborn, loud and arrogant
As American as apple pie and embarrassment
Package the kid's face, put it on display
Look ma!, another national disgrace
Dumb and ignorant, drunk and belligerent
Open up your heart y'all, come on and let me in
Package the kid's face, put it on display
Look ma!, another national disgrace
The liquor gets hold of the head, liver, soul
Blurry on Sixth Street and Red River Road
Last thing I remember was the Ogden Theatre
Backstage bathroom making out with all three of ya
Kicked out of Topcats... for where I put the vomit at
Finally passed out in a laundry mat
Malnourished and topless, slurring and obnoxious
Like, "Yo, we got this!"
The Zodiac Killers 'bout to rock this
At the Great American Music Hall, pissin on the box office
Pick apart the detail, alcohol and females
All around the world same song
Houseton and Ludlow, Maxfish, Vampire
You poor the beer and I'll bring the satire
No prob, I'll play the part of doorknob and make it look
So good you're gonna wish that it was your job
Rowdy, stubborn, loud and arrogant
As American as apple pie and embarrassment
Package the kid's face, put it on display
Look ma!, another national disgrace
Dumb and ignorant, drunk and belligerent
Open up your heart y'all, come on and let me in
Package the kid's face, put it on display
Look ma!, another national disgrace
It's all about the hangovers, and late checkouts
Maid banging on the door like, "Wake up! Get Out!"
But come on mommy, y'all probably don't want me comin'
Out like a zombie brushing teeth in the lobby
This is a career, not a hobby
Ain't no reason to fear what you wanna see
Hey paparazzi, don't you wanna watch me quote the
Fonzi and then crash this Mazaradi?
Sweat pants, t-shirt, mesh hat, blue blockers
Feeding Jack D to a room full of teenie boppers
Howdy neighbor, take a shot for flavor
Let's debate whether or not we should punch the waiter
I'm just kidding, let's love each other
It goes lick, swallow, suck, and order another
Do what you like, don't nobody care
It's a sign of success only in America
Rowdy, stubborn, loud and arrogant
As American as apple pie and embarrassment
Package the kid's face, put it on display
Look ma!, another national disgrace
Dumb and ignorant, drunk and belligerent
Open up your heart y'all, come on and let me in
Package the kid's face, put it on display
Look ma!, another national disgrace
I didn't cooome to start no trouble or hurt no one
I'm just heeere to get drunk, party, and have some fun
I didn't cooome to start no trouble or hurt no one
I'm just heeere to get drunk, party, and have some fun
I didn't cooome to start no trouble or hurt no one
I'm just heeere to get drunk, party, and have some fun
I didn't cooome to start no trouble or hurt no one
I'm just heeere to get drunk, party, and have some fun
I didn't cooome to start no trouble or hurt no one
Peace to Rick James, Anna Nicole Smith (And people who've...)
Bill Clinton and Motley Crue (...had child in...)
And anyone else who has ever utilized their 15 minutes (...hotel bathroom tubs.)
Of fame to realize their true dreams of being an
Absolute jerk off, just to keep the masses entertained (One nation underground in...)
This goes out to learning from the mistakes of others (...taxis and strip clubs.)
Bring it on now
Come on
I said come on
I said come on
They call me a jerk, once they get to know me
But they don't stop calling, they read me well
It's no work if I was phony, I'd win a trophy
Who needs to make records when there's seats to sell
Freak the bell, and make it all spin crooked
God please help, too much grim to look at
Grab the tree by the limb and shook it
Like, "Have you seen my self esteem, where the hell'd you put it?"
Oh wait, never mind, I found it in a bottle
Drunk at the Troubadour talking to a model
Wrecked the rental on Santa Monica Boulevard
I was headed to the El Rey to slap a security guard
Rowdy, stubborn, loud and arrogant
As American as apple pie and embarrassment
Package the kid's face, put it on display
Look ma!, another national disgrace
Dumb and ignorant, drunk and belligerent
Open up your heart y'all, come on and let me in
Package the kid's face, put it on display
Look ma!, another national disgrace
The liquor gets hold of the head, liver, soul
Blurry on Sixth Street and Red River Road
Last thing I remember was the Ogden Theatre
Backstage bathroom making out with all three of ya
Kicked out of Topcats... for where I put the vomit at
Finally passed out in a laundry mat
Malnourished and topless, slurring and obnoxious
Like, "Yo, we got this!"
The Zodiac Killers 'bout to rock this
At the Great American Music Hall, pissin on the box office
Pick apart the detail, alcohol and females
All around the world same song
Houseton and Ludlow, Maxfish, Vampire
You poor the beer and I'll bring the satire
No prob, I'll play the part of doorknob and make it look
So good you're gonna wish that it was your job
Rowdy, stubborn, loud and arrogant
As American as apple pie and embarrassment
Package the kid's face, put it on display
Look ma!, another national disgrace
Dumb and ignorant, drunk and belligerent
Open up your heart y'all, come on and let me in
Package the kid's face, put it on display
Look ma!, another national disgrace
It's all about the hangovers, and late checkouts
Maid banging on the door like, "Wake up! Get Out!"
But come on mommy, y'all probably don't want me comin'
Out like a zombie brushing teeth in the lobby
This is a career, not a hobby
Ain't no reason to fear what you wanna see
Hey paparazzi, don't you wanna watch me quote the
Fonzi and then crash this Mazaradi?
Sweat pants, t-shirt, mesh hat, blue blockers
Feeding Jack D to a room full of teenie boppers
Howdy neighbor, take a shot for flavor
Let's debate whether or not we should punch the waiter
I'm just kidding, let's love each other
It goes lick, swallow, suck, and order another
Do what you like, don't nobody care
It's a sign of success only in America
Rowdy, stubborn, loud and arrogant
As American as apple pie and embarrassment
Package the kid's face, put it on display
Look ma!, another national disgrace
Dumb and ignorant, drunk and belligerent
Open up your heart y'all, come on and let me in
Package the kid's face, put it on display
Look ma!, another national disgrace
I didn't cooome to start no trouble or hurt no one
I'm just heeere to get drunk, party, and have some fun
I didn't cooome to start no trouble or hurt no one
I'm just heeere to get drunk, party, and have some fun
I didn't cooome to start no trouble or hurt no one
I'm just heeere to get drunk, party, and have some fun
I didn't cooome to start no trouble or hurt no one
I'm just heeere to get drunk, party, and have some fun
I didn't cooome to start no trouble or hurt no one
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.84] I pledge allegiance to Budweiser and free drugs.
[00:09.53] Peace to Rick James, Anna Nicole Smith (And people who've...)
[00:11.98] Bill Clinton and Motley Crue (...had child in...)
[00:14.56] And anyone else who has ever utilized their 15 minutes (...hotel bathroom tubs.)
[00:16.63] Of fame to realize their true dreams of being an
[00:19.17] Absolute jerk off, just to keep the masses entertained (One nation underground in...)
[00:23.23] This goes out to learning from the mistakes of others (...taxis and strip clubs.)
[00:26.96] Bring it on now
[00:32.01] Come on
[00:36.07] I said come on
[00:40.84] I said come on
[00:45.66] They call me a jerk, once they get to know me
[00:48.26] But they don't stop calling, they read me well
[00:50.21] It's no work if I was phony, I'd win a trophy
[00:52.99] Who needs to make records when there's seats to sell
[00:55.23] Freak the bell, and make it all spin crooked
[00:57.72] God please help, too much grim to look at
[01:00.27] Grab the tree by the limb and shook it
[01:02.22] Like, "Have you seen my self esteem, where the hell'd you put it?"
[01:04.54] Oh wait, never mind, I found it in a bottle
[01:06.85] Drunk at the Troubadour talking to a model
[01:09.34] Wrecked the rental on Santa Monica Boulevard
[01:11.49] I was headed to the El Rey to slap a security guard
[01:14.19] Rowdy, stubborn, loud and arrogant
[01:16.29] As American as apple pie and embarrassment
[01:18.76] Package the kid's face, put it on display
[01:20.97] Look ma!, another national disgrace
[01:23.23] Dumb and ignorant, drunk and belligerent
[01:25.54] Open up your heart y'all, come on and let me in
[01:27.84] Package the kid's face, put it on display
[01:30.32] Look ma!, another national disgrace
[01:32.47] The liquor gets hold of the head, liver, soul
[01:34.98] Blurry on Sixth Street and Red River Road
[01:36.80] Last thing I remember was the Ogden Theatre
[01:39.24] Backstage bathroom making out with all three of ya
[01:41.70] Kicked out of Topcats... for where I put the vomit at
[01:44.47] Finally passed out in a laundry mat
[01:46.26] Malnourished and topless, slurring and obnoxious
[01:49.57] Like, "Yo, we got this!"
[01:50.77] The Zodiac Killers 'bout to rock this
[01:52.53] At the Great American Music Hall, pissin on the box office
[01:55.50] Pick apart the detail, alcohol and females
[01:58.03] All around the world same song
[02:00.10] Houseton and Ludlow, Maxfish, Vampire
[02:02.62] You poor the beer and I'll bring the satire
[02:04.93] No prob, I'll play the part of doorknob and make it look
[02:07.14] So good you're gonna wish that it was your job
[02:09.34] Rowdy, stubborn, loud and arrogant
[02:11.41] As American as apple pie and embarrassment
[02:14.26] Package the kid's face, put it on display
[02:16.68] Look ma!, another national disgrace
[02:18.66] Dumb and ignorant, drunk and belligerent
[02:21.09] Open up your heart y'all, come on and let me in
[02:23.58] Package the kid's face, put it on display
[02:25.66] Look ma!, another national disgrace
[02:36.48] It's all about the hangovers, and late checkouts
[02:38.95] Maid banging on the door like, "Wake up! Get Out!"
[02:41.43] But come on mommy, y'all probably don't want me comin'
[02:43.92] Out like a zombie brushing teeth in the lobby
[02:46.48] This is a career, not a hobby
[02:48.27] Ain't no reason to fear what you wanna see
[02:50.44] Hey paparazzi, don't you wanna watch me quote the
[02:53.26] Fonzi and then crash this Mazaradi?
[02:55.55] Sweat pants, t-shirt, mesh hat, blue blockers
[02:58.04] Feeding Jack D to a room full of teenie boppers
[03:00.00] Howdy neighbor, take a shot for flavor
[03:02.16] Let's debate whether or not we should punch the waiter
[03:04.81] I'm just kidding, let's love each other
[03:06.67] It goes lick, swallow, suck, and order another
[03:09.13] Do what you like, don't nobody care
[03:11.18] It's a sign of success only in America
[03:13.81] Rowdy, stubborn, loud and arrogant
[03:16.04] As American as apple pie and embarrassment
[03:18.83] Package the kid's face, put it on display
[03:21.22] Look ma!, another national disgrace
[03:23.26] Dumb and ignorant, drunk and belligerent
[03:25.77] Open up your heart y'all, come on and let me in
[03:27.75] Package the kid's face, put it on display
[03:30.12] Look ma!, another national disgrace
[03:42.27] I didn't cooome to start no trouble or hurt no one
[03:51.02] I'm just heeere to get drunk, party, and have some fun
[04:00.20] I didn't cooome to start no trouble or hurt no one
[04:09.34] I'm just heeere to get drunk, party, and have some fun
[04:18.62] I didn't cooome to start no trouble or hurt no one
[04:27.78] I'm just heeere to get drunk, party, and have some fun
[04:37.19] I didn't cooome to start no trouble or hurt no one
[04:46.20] I'm just heeere to get drunk, party, and have some fun
[04:55.52] I didn't cooome to start no trouble or hurt no one
[05:01.93]
[00:09.53] Peace to Rick James, Anna Nicole Smith (And people who've...)
[00:11.98] Bill Clinton and Motley Crue (...had child in...)
[00:14.56] And anyone else who has ever utilized their 15 minutes (...hotel bathroom tubs.)
[00:16.63] Of fame to realize their true dreams of being an
[00:19.17] Absolute jerk off, just to keep the masses entertained (One nation underground in...)
[00:23.23] This goes out to learning from the mistakes of others (...taxis and strip clubs.)
[00:26.96] Bring it on now
[00:32.01] Come on
[00:36.07] I said come on
[00:40.84] I said come on
[00:45.66] They call me a jerk, once they get to know me
[00:48.26] But they don't stop calling, they read me well
[00:50.21] It's no work if I was phony, I'd win a trophy
[00:52.99] Who needs to make records when there's seats to sell
[00:55.23] Freak the bell, and make it all spin crooked
[00:57.72] God please help, too much grim to look at
[01:00.27] Grab the tree by the limb and shook it
[01:02.22] Like, "Have you seen my self esteem, where the hell'd you put it?"
[01:04.54] Oh wait, never mind, I found it in a bottle
[01:06.85] Drunk at the Troubadour talking to a model
[01:09.34] Wrecked the rental on Santa Monica Boulevard
[01:11.49] I was headed to the El Rey to slap a security guard
[01:14.19] Rowdy, stubborn, loud and arrogant
[01:16.29] As American as apple pie and embarrassment
[01:18.76] Package the kid's face, put it on display
[01:20.97] Look ma!, another national disgrace
[01:23.23] Dumb and ignorant, drunk and belligerent
[01:25.54] Open up your heart y'all, come on and let me in
[01:27.84] Package the kid's face, put it on display
[01:30.32] Look ma!, another national disgrace
[01:32.47] The liquor gets hold of the head, liver, soul
[01:34.98] Blurry on Sixth Street and Red River Road
[01:36.80] Last thing I remember was the Ogden Theatre
[01:39.24] Backstage bathroom making out with all three of ya
[01:41.70] Kicked out of Topcats... for where I put the vomit at
[01:44.47] Finally passed out in a laundry mat
[01:46.26] Malnourished and topless, slurring and obnoxious
[01:49.57] Like, "Yo, we got this!"
[01:50.77] The Zodiac Killers 'bout to rock this
[01:52.53] At the Great American Music Hall, pissin on the box office
[01:55.50] Pick apart the detail, alcohol and females
[01:58.03] All around the world same song
[02:00.10] Houseton and Ludlow, Maxfish, Vampire
[02:02.62] You poor the beer and I'll bring the satire
[02:04.93] No prob, I'll play the part of doorknob and make it look
[02:07.14] So good you're gonna wish that it was your job
[02:09.34] Rowdy, stubborn, loud and arrogant
[02:11.41] As American as apple pie and embarrassment
[02:14.26] Package the kid's face, put it on display
[02:16.68] Look ma!, another national disgrace
[02:18.66] Dumb and ignorant, drunk and belligerent
[02:21.09] Open up your heart y'all, come on and let me in
[02:23.58] Package the kid's face, put it on display
[02:25.66] Look ma!, another national disgrace
[02:36.48] It's all about the hangovers, and late checkouts
[02:38.95] Maid banging on the door like, "Wake up! Get Out!"
[02:41.43] But come on mommy, y'all probably don't want me comin'
[02:43.92] Out like a zombie brushing teeth in the lobby
[02:46.48] This is a career, not a hobby
[02:48.27] Ain't no reason to fear what you wanna see
[02:50.44] Hey paparazzi, don't you wanna watch me quote the
[02:53.26] Fonzi and then crash this Mazaradi?
[02:55.55] Sweat pants, t-shirt, mesh hat, blue blockers
[02:58.04] Feeding Jack D to a room full of teenie boppers
[03:00.00] Howdy neighbor, take a shot for flavor
[03:02.16] Let's debate whether or not we should punch the waiter
[03:04.81] I'm just kidding, let's love each other
[03:06.67] It goes lick, swallow, suck, and order another
[03:09.13] Do what you like, don't nobody care
[03:11.18] It's a sign of success only in America
[03:13.81] Rowdy, stubborn, loud and arrogant
[03:16.04] As American as apple pie and embarrassment
[03:18.83] Package the kid's face, put it on display
[03:21.22] Look ma!, another national disgrace
[03:23.26] Dumb and ignorant, drunk and belligerent
[03:25.77] Open up your heart y'all, come on and let me in
[03:27.75] Package the kid's face, put it on display
[03:30.12] Look ma!, another national disgrace
[03:42.27] I didn't cooome to start no trouble or hurt no one
[03:51.02] I'm just heeere to get drunk, party, and have some fun
[04:00.20] I didn't cooome to start no trouble or hurt no one
[04:09.34] I'm just heeere to get drunk, party, and have some fun
[04:18.62] I didn't cooome to start no trouble or hurt no one
[04:27.78] I'm just heeere to get drunk, party, and have some fun
[04:37.19] I didn't cooome to start no trouble or hurt no one
[04:46.20] I'm just heeere to get drunk, party, and have some fun
[04:55.52] I didn't cooome to start no trouble or hurt no one
[05:01.93]