The FCC Song
๐ต 951 characters
โฑ๏ธ 1:20 duration
๐ ID: 20671418
๐ Lyrics
They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this
They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss
And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
Here's the plain situation, there's no negotiation
With the fellas at the freakin' FCC
They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops
Take a tip, take a lesson, you'll never win by messing
With the fellas at the freakin' FCC
And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
'Cause you can't say penis
So they sent this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst
And they stuck it in your mailbox, hoping you could be coerced
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first
They may just be neurotic, or possibly psychotic
They're the fellas at the freakin' FCC
They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss
And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
Here's the plain situation, there's no negotiation
With the fellas at the freakin' FCC
They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops
Take a tip, take a lesson, you'll never win by messing
With the fellas at the freakin' FCC
And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
'Cause you can't say penis
So they sent this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst
And they stuck it in your mailbox, hoping you could be coerced
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first
They may just be neurotic, or possibly psychotic
They're the fellas at the freakin' FCC
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.78] They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this
[00:05.44] They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss
[00:08.78] And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
[00:12.44] Here's the plain situation, there's no negotiation
[00:16.44] With the fellas at the freakin' FCC
[00:21.89] They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups
[00:25.79] Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
[00:29.45] Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops
[00:32.84] Take a tip, take a lesson, you'll never win by messing
[00:36.61] With the fellas at the freakin' FCC
[00:40.23] And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
[00:47.66] You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
[00:53.25] 'Cause you can't say penis
[00:55.05] So they sent this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst
[00:58.80] And they stuck it in your mailbox, hoping you could be coerced
[01:02.36] I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first
[01:06.20] They may just be neurotic, or possibly psychotic
[01:10.00] They're the fellas at the freakin' FCC
[01:15.86]
[00:05.44] They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss
[00:08.78] And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
[00:12.44] Here's the plain situation, there's no negotiation
[00:16.44] With the fellas at the freakin' FCC
[00:21.89] They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups
[00:25.79] Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
[00:29.45] Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops
[00:32.84] Take a tip, take a lesson, you'll never win by messing
[00:36.61] With the fellas at the freakin' FCC
[00:40.23] And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
[00:47.66] You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
[00:53.25] 'Cause you can't say penis
[00:55.05] So they sent this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst
[00:58.80] And they stuck it in your mailbox, hoping you could be coerced
[01:02.36] I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first
[01:06.20] They may just be neurotic, or possibly psychotic
[01:10.00] They're the fellas at the freakin' FCC
[01:15.86]