Lisa Lee Elizabeth

Mr. and Mrs. Miguille
They had a daughter
And when they got her
All their relations and friends
Wanted to name her
After each other
Aunts and uncles
Moms and dads
Even the neighbor's dog
All had names to give the child
That they insisted on
So Mr. and Mrs. Miguille
Took those suggestions
Into the Study
And after a day
They came out
With an announcement
For everybody
They named her:
Lisa Lee Elizabeth Amanda Francis Jill George Etsu Zethueta Dweena Gina Tari Tina Willemina Mindy Cindy Lauren Windy Saunra Donna Lil Michelle Juzella Ariela Stella Shishkabob Miguille
Once Lisa's teacher in school
Gave her some paper
To write her name on
And by the time she was through
Her brand new pencil
Was half an inch long
All her life when she filled forms
For anything official
Those tiny squares drove Lisa nuts
Last name
Fist name
Middle innitial
At Lisa's college graduation
Her name took pages
Inside the program
But there was one other person
Whose name was longer
Than Lisa Lee's
And his was:
Tom Paul John Bartholemew Alfonzo Ricky Shane Lou Micky Larry Barry Barney Jerry Terry Eric Dwane Boderic Melvin Milton Maxamillion Zachariah Cage O'William Eddy Teddy Fred Spaghetti Sheldon Eldon Pane
Well it was love at first sight
And when she met him
She knew for sure then
That she had found Mr. Right
They started planning
A simple wedding
The invitations had to be
As large as window shades
Just to give them room inside
To publish both their names
Now Lisa Lee's lucky groom
Had scores of relatives
But she had more of them
And so the only place with room
To hold the wedding in
Was a gymnasium
And the preacher said:
Lisa Lee Elizabeth Amanda Francis Jill George Etsu Zethueta Dweena Gina Tari Tina Willemina Mindy Cindy Lauren Windy Saunra Donna Lil Michelle Juzella Ariela Stella Shishkabob Miguille
Do you take
Tom Paul John Bartholemew Alfonzo Ricky Shane Lou Micky Larry Barry Barney Jerry Terry Eric Dwane Boderic Melvin Milton Maxamillion Zachariah Cage O'William Eddy Teddy Fred Spaghetti Sheldon Eldon Pane
To be your lawfully wedded husband as you both shall live?
Lisa Lee said I do and the preacher said:
Tom Paul John Bartholemew Alfonzo Ricky Shane Lou Micky Larry Barry Barney Jerry Terry Eric Dwane Boderic Melvin Milton Maxamillion Zachariah Cage O'William Eddy Teddy Fred Spaghetti Sheldon Eldon Pane
Do you take
Lisa Lee Elizabeth Amanda Francis Jill George Etsu Zethueta Dweena Gina Tari Tina Willemina Mindy Cindy Lauren Windy Saunra Donna Lil Michelle Juzella Ariela Stella Shishkabob Miguille
To be your lawfully wedded wife as long as you both shall live?
Tom Paul said I do
And the preacher said:
"You may kiss the bride"
Now Lisa Lee and Tom Paul
Wanted a family
To share their joy with
And Lisa Lee's first born child
To turned out to be twins
A girl and boy kid
Letters started pouring in from relatives all over
Requested names were piling up
In every nook and corner
So Lisa Lee and Tom Paul
Took those suggestions
Into the study
And after a week
They came out
With an announcement
For everybody
They named the twins
Mike and Sarah Pane