I Punched Keanu Reeves

[00:03.33] Hello, hello, hello
[00:07.20]
[00:09.95] Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
[00:11.80] And it was better than any scene
[00:13.31] You could see in speed
[00:14.44] I hit John Wick
[00:15.30] And now I'm feeling so appealing
[00:16.64] Basically, I'm a god
[00:17.92] You could call me Hercules
[00:19.58] Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
[00:21.51] And it was better than any scene
[00:23.03] You could see in Speed
[00:24.12] I'm tellin' you, for real
[00:25.53] I punched Neo
[00:26.71] He could duck bullets
[00:27.64] But he couldn't duck me
[00:30.28] I'm feelin' so refreshed
[00:31.30] The new sheriff's in town
[00:32.48] Check the button on my vest
[00:33.68] It's Keanu with a bruise
[00:34.85] Around the oculus
[00:35.74] Now I'm just cruisin' the metropolis
[00:37.59] In my prime, like Optimus
[00:39.15] Everything is half-full
[00:40.31] I'm an optimist, haven't done ish
[00:42.49] Yet I feel accomplished
[00:43.95] Best pugilist
[00:44.82] Blessed with an iron fist
[00:46.32] Strong enough to
[00:47.14] Survive an apocalypse
[00:48.78] Any summit I could be on
[00:50.34] Any point break
[00:51.28] I could surf with my Gui on
[00:52.84] Take any fighter, any class
[00:54.34] I'ma put you on your ass
[00:55.59] Then, I'll pee on you peons
[00:56.99] For eons and eons and eons
[00:59.25] And eons, etcetera
[01:00.54] Not a tall fellow
[01:01.51] But nobody can measure up
[01:03.23] And if you wanna feel similar to this
[01:05.16] All I had to do was coldclock
[01:06.65] An icon of cinema
[01:08.06] Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
[01:09.91] And it was better than any scene
[01:11.56] You could see in Speed
[01:12.60] I hit John Wick
[01:13.59] And now I'm feeling so appealing
[01:14.86] Basically, I'm a god
[01:16.18] You could call me Hercules
[01:18.57] What an excellent adventure
[01:19.92] I wouldn't be surprised if
[01:21.23] Keanu's wearing dentures
[01:22.47] I've got a high five
[01:23.36] That can make a man die
[01:24.64] I should be with the Justice League
[01:26.36] And the Avengers
[01:27.71] Taking out contenders with glee
[01:29.46] Carefree, and as happy as can be, low-key
[01:31.88] 'Cause the only thing better than punching Keanu Reeves
[01:34.36] Is the fact that his girl chose me
[01:37.45] I bet you didn't think this was a love song
[01:39.43] But the reason I'm at my pinnacle right now
[01:41.54] Is I hit him in the eye
[01:42.70] Then I became her guy
[01:43.98] And her love has me feeling invincible
[01:45.74] No doubt (oh)
[01:46.99] Get it? So I don't think I'll ever jet it
[01:48.93] Plus, he was a jerk
[01:49.98] So I really don't regret it
[01:51.41] I'll celebrate that day from now till forever
[01:53.76] Or at least till the end of the credits, credits
[01:56.65] Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
[01:58.46] And it was better than any scene
[02:00.02] You could see in Speed
[02:01.15] I hit John Wick
[02:02.03] And now I'm feeling so appealing
[02:03.32] Basically, I'm a god
[02:04.64] You could call me Hercules
[02:06.20] Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
[02:08.10] And it was better than any scene
[02:09.71] You could see in Speed
[02:10.72] I'm tellin' you, for real
[02:12.13] I punched Neo
[02:13.39] He could duck bullets
[02:14.38] But he couldn't duck me
[02:25.77] (Yeah, whao)
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[02:45.05] Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
[02:46.90] And it was better than any scene
[02:48.53] You could see in Speed
[02:49.44] I'm tellin' you, for real
[02:50.96] I punched Neo
[02:52.19] He could duck bullets
[02:53.08] But he couldn't duck me
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