This Is Not a Christmas Song

[00:10.80] This is not a Christmas
[00:13.59] This is not a Christmas song
[00:16.46] This is not a Christmas
[00:18.78] This is not a Christmas song
[00:21.77] The Christmas tree's on fire
[00:24.22] Santa's holding the lighter
[00:26.92] My parents are both liars
[00:29.37] I got gifts, but want subscribers
[00:32.36] Thanks for the candy basket
[00:34.94] Oh God, another jacket
[00:37.67] My stocking's filled with acid
[00:40.01] Am I dreaming? What just happened?
[00:42.96] This is not a Christmas
[00:45.48] This is not a Christmas song
[00:48.36] This is not a Christmas
[00:51.05] This is not a Christmas song
[00:53.73] This is not a Christmas
[00:56.34] This is not a Christmas song
[00:58.90] This is not a Christmas
[01:01.78] This is not a Christmas song
[01:04.34] My neighbors compete to see
[01:06.59] Who can put up more blinding lights
[01:09.53] The kids all wish away the month
[01:12.38] 'Cause they want presents in sight
[01:14.91] This year had me so mad
[01:17.66] I've been bad, got coal that
[01:20.35] Is sitting under my tree
[01:22.76] I think that my Christmas has died
[01:25.52] This is not a Christmas
[01:28.15] This is not a Christmas song
[01:31.13] This is not a Christmas
[01:33.42] This is not a Christmas song
[01:36.24] This is not a Christmas
[01:38.80] This is not a Christmas song
[01:41.50] This is not a Christmas
[01:44.11] This is not a Christmas song
[01:46.92] When I was just a boy
[01:49.53] Christmas brought so much joy
[01:52.29] Couldn't wait for the presents and laughter
[01:57.58] I couldn't sleep late at night
[02:00.27] Looking for Santa with lights
[02:03.05] Those are the memories I still remember
[02:08.00] Then I became a man
[02:10.93] Lost sight of who I am
[02:13.34] But right in front of me was the answer
[02:18.66] 'Cause on Christmas, I feel joy
[02:21.39] And I turn back to a boy
[02:24.18] The answer is to stay young forever
[02:29.30] This is not a Christmas
[02:32.09] This is not a Christmas song
[02:34.86] This is not a Christmas
[02:37.64] This is not a Christmas song
[02:40.19] This is not a Christmas
[02:42.89] This is not a Christmas song
[02:45.63] This is not a Christmas
[02:48.30] This is not a Christmas song
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