Ham Hammer

I drive a stick shift, no wait I don't how to
Oh lord I don't know how to
I said I don't know how to
Come in the back door, because I know my neighbor
At least I get her paper, I mean I stole her paper
Hey Mister be back later, I swear I'll be back later
At least I get her paper, I mean I stole her paper
I'm at the Quicktrip, I try to figure out
I try to figure out who's been sneaking in my bathroom

You don't have to do it but I really think you oughta
Cause I won't waste my time on a stupid mother fucker
You don't have to do it but I really think you oughta
Cause I won't waste my time on a stupid mother fucker

I'm on the 6th floor, I ride the elevator
Well I could walk but hey you're
Always tryin to make your, day a little harder
But me I'm not a martyr, or an early starter
No me, I'm not a martyr
I'm on the 6th floor, I ride the elevator
Well I could walk but hey you're
Always tryin to make your, day a little harder
But me I'm not a martyr, or an early starter

You don't have to do it but I really think you oughta
Cause I won't waste my time on a stupid mother fucker
You don't have to do it but I really think you oughta
Cause I won't waste my time on a stupid mother fucker
No I won't, no
You don't have to do it but I really think you oughta
Cause I won't waste my time on a stupid mother fucker
You don't have to do it but I really think you oughta
Cause I won't waste my time on a stupid mother fucker
No I won't