Bourbon Street Blues

Now listen all you hep ones
You squares and out of step ones
I've got a story to tell
It's all about a street in New Orleans
And it's a treat to go there
You got to go there

To get the Bourbon Street blues
And you will never lose
This feeling that you'll find 'cause it's a fun street
You'll get the Bourbon Street blues
No matter what you choose
This freedom you won't mind 'cause it's a fun street

The music is the craziest
The people are the gazy-est
The traffic is the jammy-est
The doormen are the hammiest
The cops are the iciest
The red beans are ricey-est
And boy, the girls are the spiciest

You'll get the Bourbon Street blues
You're sure to have a ball
And you're a cinch to fall for this
Wildest, beguiled-est Bourbon Street

The food is the homiest
The beer is the foamiest
The gumbo the tastiest
The pizza the pastiest
The Mardi Gras the mightiest
The night clubs the nighty-est
And boy, the girls are the sighty-est

You'll get the Bourbon Street blues
You're sure to have a ball
And you're a cinch to fall for this
Wildest, beguiled-est Bourbon Street