Crew slut

[00:00.76] Central Scrutinizer:
[00:01.53] But one night, at the Social Club meeting
[00:05.38] Mary didn't show up . . .
[00:08.28] She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory
[00:14.25] In order to get a pass
[00:16.77] To see some big rock group for free...
[00:21.56] Hey Hey Hey all you girls in these
[00:24.06] Industrial towns
[00:29.47] I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired
[00:31.63] Of all the local clowns
[00:37.29] They never give you no respect
[00:39.13] They never treat you nice
[00:44.05] So perhaps you oughta try
[00:47.05] A little friendly advice
[00:53.19] And be a CREW SLUT
[00:55.04] Hey, you'll love it
[00:57.03] Be a CREW SLUT
[00:58.65] It's a way of life
[01:00.70] Be a CREW SLUT
[01:02.68] See the world
[01:05.17] Don't make a fuss, just get on the bus
[01:08.92] CREW SLUT
[01:10.53] Add water makes its own sauce
[01:12.43] Be a CREW SLUT
[01:14.01] So you don't forget, call before midnite tonite
[01:17.10] The boys in the crew
[01:18.32] Are just waiting for you
[01:28.24] You never to get move around
[01:30.07] You never go nowhere
[01:36.05] I know yer prob'ly gettin' tired
[01:37.92] Of all the guys out there
[01:43.83] You always wondered what it's like
[01:45.79] To go from place to place
[01:51.79] So, darlin', take a little ride
[01:53.60] On the mixer's face
[01:59.84] Be a CREW SLUT
[02:01.07] Just follow the magic footprints
[02:03.46] Be a CREW SLUT
[02:04.80] Hey, you'll love it!
[02:07.42] Be a CREW SLUT
[02:08.88] It's a way of life
[02:11.59] I ain't gonna squash it
[02:13.46] And you don't need to wash it!
[02:15.54] CREW SLUT
[02:16.94] Hey, I'll buy you a pizza
[02:19.14] CREW SLUT
[02:20.77] Of course I'll introduce you to Warren
[02:23.46] The boys in the crew
[02:24.80] Are only waiting for you
[04:16.89] Well you been to Alabama, girl,
[04:18.54] 'N' Georgia too
[04:24.27] 'N' all the boys in the crew
[04:25.80] Is bein' good to you
[04:32.08] I know yer sayin' to yourself
[04:33.69] 'This is the way to go'
[04:39.91] 'Cause when you need a little extra
[04:41.88] They will give you some mo'
[04:48.00] 'Cause you're the CREW SLUT
[04:49.46] Eh, hah ha, I'm into leather...
[04:51.84] That's good! A lot of the boys in the crew Love leather...
[04:55.05] And rubber...
[04:56.27] Yeh, they like rubber too... shrink-tubing
[04:59.17] With a hair dryer...
[05:01.05] Road Crew Trade your spot on the bench
[05:02.18] For a guy with a wrench
[05:03.27] And be a...
[05:05.18] Ha ha ha...
[05:05.93] You like that, huh?
[05:07.83] I told you you'd love it...
[05:09.99] It's a way of life!
[05:11.66] Road Crew The guys in the crew
[05:12.93] Have got a present for you!
[05:15.18] Ren nah naaah x3
[05:21.93] A present for me?
[05:23.76] Road Crew Ren nah naaah x3
[05:28.61] Hmmm, we got a present for you!
[05:31.18] Road Crew Ren nah naaah x3
[05:36.73] Whaddya got?
[05:38.36] Road Crew Ren nah naaah
[05:39.26] Whaddya gonna give me?
[05:42.91] Road Crew Ren nah naaah x2
[05:46.90] It looks just like a Telefunken U-47
[05:52.24] You'll love it...
[05:53.53] With Leather?
[05:59.27] Central Scrutinizer:
[06:00.13] Eh errr, eh eh... This is, eh, the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER again...
[06:07.63] And so Mary was enticed away from Joe
[06:14.14] By an evil barbarian with a wrench in his pocket
[06:20.64] Lured into a life of SLEAZERY
[06:25.60] With the entire road crew of some
[06:28.80] Famous Rock Group
[06:30.99] (I don't know whether it was really Toad-O or not
[06:33.16] ...I don't know... I'll check it out)
[06:34.27] Again we see
[06:35.73] MUSIC
[06:36.44] Causing
[06:36.74] BIG TROUBLE!
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